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'Crazy, Stupid, Love' is a movie made to be quoted. Over and over. Several of these 'Crazy Stupid Love' quotes include musings by Cal (Steve Carell), a middle-aged man in the midst of divorcing his wife, Emily (Julianne Moore). Other clever nuggets of "wisdom" come from player Jacob (Ryan Gosling), who gets thrown for a loop when he meets Hannah (Emma Stone), a woman that captures his heart. Don't see your favorite 'Crazy, Stupid, Love' movie quote listed? Feel free to add it!
Critics generally gave favorable reviews to 'Crazy, Stupid, Love.' Ryan Gosling's hilarious performance as Jacob also earned him a 2012 Golden Globe Awards nomination for Best Actor in a Movie: Comedy or Musical. 'Crazy, Stupid, Love' was also nominated for Favorite Comedy at the 2012 People's Choice Awards.
In case you missed 'Crazy Stupid Love' in theaters (too many people did), you can always watch it on DVD: The 'Crazy Stupid Love' DVD was released on November 1, 2011.
'Crazy, Stupid, Love' follows several different generations of people all struggling to come to terms with what love means. It's crazy and it's stupid, but it's definitely love. Despite being one of the more well-reviewed comedies of summer 2011, 'Crazy Stupid Love' didn't perform as well as other funny movies. The film took in just over $19 million in its box office debut weekend, but did go on to gross more than $75 million as of early-September 2011.
For more great movie quotes, check out these lists for the best lines from 'Friends With Benefits,' 'The Muppets,' 'Hugo,' 'Arthur Christmas,' 'Jack and Jill,' 'Happy Feet Two,' 'Tower Heist,' 'Larry Crowne,' 'The Change-Up,' '30 Minutes or Less' 'Bridesmaids' 'The Rum Diary' and 'Horrible Bosses!'
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War Between the Sexes
Jacob: "The war between the sexes is over. We won the second women started doing pole dancing for exercise."
Jacob is a stone cold player, and he's teaching Cal as best he can, acting as his "wing man" and trying to get him out into the dating world (successfully).
Demi and Ashton
Robbie (text message): "Hi, Jessica. FYI, Demi Moore is fifteen years older than Ashton K. They really seem happy. Love, Robbie."
Jessica (text message reply): "Robbie, please stop. You are making me very uncomfortable."
Robbie is most definitely in love with Jessica. Robbie is 13. Jessica is 17. Big age difference - especially at this point in their lives. Nevertheless, Robbie presses on, determined to win the affections of his crush. Jessica has no idea the lengths he'll go to, either.
And yeah, we see how the whole Demi/Ashton thing worked out. Probably not the best example to use, Robbie.
The Twilight Movie
Emily: (to Cal) "When I told you when I had to work late? I really went to go see the new twilight movie by myself, and it was so bad."
Emily and Cal have a big, big problem: She cheated on him. But even more disturbing: She saw the latest 'Twilight' movie without him. Sure sign of marital discord, right?
Break Dance Fighting
Jacob: "Let's talk about how many women you've been with."
Cal: "Sexually?"
Jacob: "Yeah, no. I mean break dance fighting."
Cal's experience with women is limited to Emily. They've been together since high school - so Cal has a lot of things to learn. Break dance fighting is not one of those things.
The Scarlett Letter Analysis
Robbie: "Okay, The Scarlet Letter. To me, the A stands for asshole. Both Hester and Dimmesdale fall in love. Love is for asshole. So they are assholes being chased by assholes because they are assholes."
Fought For You
Cal: "I'm so mad at you. I'm really mad at you for what you did. But I'm mad at myself too. Because I should not have jumped out of that car - I should have fought for you. Because you fight for your soul mates."
Emily: "I miss you."
Ah, now we get down to the drama part of this "dramedy." Divorce is tough going for anyone, but particularly when the two people involved still love each other so much. Cal's right: He needed to fight hard to save his marriage, rather than running away (or jumping from a car - a far more painful choice than actually running).
Hugh Hefner
Jacob: "The skin under your eyes is starting to look like Hugh Hefner's ball sack."
Photoshopped
Hannah: "Take of your shirt!"
Jacob: "Why?"
Hannah: "Will you take off your shirt?"
(Jacob removes his shirt)
Hannah: "Seriously!? It's like you're photoshopped!"
After gazing at Ryan Gosling's abs for a nanosecond (okay a little longer than that), we have to agree with Emma Stone's Hannah on this one.
Divorce and Creme Brulee
Emily: "I'm trying to think about what I want..." (looks at restaurant menu)
Cal: "Why don't we just say it at the same time? One, two three..."
Emily: "I want a divorce."
Cal: (simultaneously) "Creme brulee..."
Cal has issues. Instead of arguing with Emily, who's just informed him she's been unfaithful, what does he do? He jumps from a moving car!
Divorce, Not Cancer
Cal: "Who told you that Emily and I are getting divorced?"
Cal's Boss: "Amy heard you crying in the bathroom - we all thought it was cancer."
Cal: "Oh...."
Cal's Boss: "Thank God, man..." (laughing)
Cal: (laughs) "Yeah, just my relationship..."
Sad state of affairs (so to speak) when people are relieved it's just a divorce...
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'Crazy, Stupid, Love' is a movie made to be quoted. Over and over. Several of these 'Crazy Stupid Love' quotes include musings by Cal (Steve Carell), a middle-aged man in the midst of divorcing his wife, Emily (Julianne Moore). Other clever nuggets of "wisdom" come from player Jacob (Ryan Gosling), who gets thrown for a loop when he meets Hannah (Emma Stone), a woman that captures his heart. Don't see your favorite 'Crazy, Stupid, Love' movie quote listed? Feel free to add it!
Critics generally gave favorable reviews to 'Crazy, Stupid, Love.' Ryan Gosling's hilarious performance as Jacob also earned him a 2012 Golden Globe Awards nomination for Best Actor in a Movie: Comedy or Musical. 'Crazy, Stupid, Love' was also nominated for Favorite Comedy at the 2012 People's Choice Awards.
In case you missed 'Crazy Stupid Love' in theaters (too many people did), you can always watch it on DVD: The 'Crazy Stupid Love' DVD was released on November 1, 2011.
'Crazy, Stupid, Love' follows several different generations of people all struggling to come to terms with what love means. It's crazy and it's stupid, but it's definitely love. Despite being one of the more well-reviewed comedies of summer 2011, 'Crazy Stupid Love' didn't perform as well as other funny movies. The film took in just over $19 million in its box office debut weekend, but did go on to gross more than $75 million as of early-September 2011.
For more great movie quotes, check out these lists for the best lines from 'Friends With Benefits,' 'The Muppets,' 'Hugo,' 'Arthur Christmas,' 'Jack and Jill,' 'Happy Feet Two,' 'Tower Heist,' 'Larry Crowne,' 'The Change-Up,' '30 Minutes or Less' 'Bridesmaids' 'The Rum Diary' and 'Horrible Bosses!'
http://www.ranker.com/list/crazy-stupid-love-quotes/movie-and-tv-quotes,
War Between the Sexes
Jacob: "The war between the sexes is over. We won the second women started doing pole dancing for exercise."
Jacob is a stone cold player, and he's teaching Cal as best he can, acting as his "wing man" and trying to get him out into the dating world (successfully).
Demi and Ashton
Robbie (text message): "Hi, Jessica. FYI, Demi Moore is fifteen years older than Ashton K. They really seem happy. Love, Robbie."
Jessica (text message reply): "Robbie, please stop. You are making me very uncomfortable."
Robbie is most definitely in love with Jessica. Robbie is 13. Jessica is 17. Big age difference - especially at this point in their lives. Nevertheless, Robbie presses on, determined to win the affections of his crush. Jessica has no idea the lengths he'll go to, either.
And yeah, we see how the whole Demi/Ashton thing worked out. Probably not the best example to use, Robbie.
The Twilight Movie
Emily: (to Cal) "When I told you when I had to work late? I really went to go see the new twilight movie by myself, and it was so bad."
Emily and Cal have a big, big problem: She cheated on him. But even more disturbing: She saw the latest 'Twilight' movie without him. Sure sign of marital discord, right?
Break Dance Fighting
Jacob: "Let's talk about how many women you've been with."
Cal: "Sexually?"
Jacob: "Yeah, no. I mean break dance fighting."
Cal's experience with women is limited to Emily. They've been together since high school - so Cal has a lot of things to learn. Break dance fighting is not one of those things.
The Scarlett Letter Analysis
Robbie: "Okay, The Scarlet Letter. To me, the A stands for asshole. Both Hester and Dimmesdale fall in love. Love is for asshole. So they are assholes being chased by assholes because they are assholes."
Fought For You
Cal: "I'm so mad at you. I'm really mad at you for what you did. But I'm mad at myself too. Because I should not have jumped out of that car - I should have fought for you. Because you fight for your soul mates."
Emily: "I miss you."
Ah, now we get down to the drama part of this "dramedy." Divorce is tough going for anyone, but particularly when the two people involved still love each other so much. Cal's right: He needed to fight hard to save his marriage, rather than running away (or jumping from a car - a far more painful choice than actually running).
Hugh Hefner
Jacob: "The skin under your eyes is starting to look like Hugh Hefner's ball sack."
Photoshopped
Hannah: "Take of your shirt!"
Jacob: "Why?"
Hannah: "Will you take off your shirt?"
(Jacob removes his shirt)
Hannah: "Seriously!? It's like you're photoshopped!"
After gazing at Ryan Gosling's abs for a nanosecond (okay a little longer than that), we have to agree with Emma Stone's Hannah on this one.
Divorce and Creme Brulee
Emily: "I'm trying to think about what I want..." (looks at restaurant menu)
Cal: "Why don't we just say it at the same time? One, two three..."
Emily: "I want a divorce."
Cal: (simultaneously) "Creme brulee..."
Cal has issues. Instead of arguing with Emily, who's just informed him she's been unfaithful, what does he do? He jumps from a moving car!
Divorce, Not Cancer
Cal: "Who told you that Emily and I are getting divorced?"
Cal's Boss: "Amy heard you crying in the bathroom - we all thought it was cancer."
Cal: "Oh...."
Cal's Boss: "Thank God, man..." (laughing)
Cal: (laughs) "Yeah, just my relationship..."
Sad state of affairs (so to speak) when people are relieved it's just a divorce...