'Jack and Jill' movie quotes include some of the best lines from this 2011 Adam Sandler comedy. In the film, Sandler plays ad executive Jack Sadelstein. When Jack's wacky twin sister, Jill (also Sandler), comes to visit for the holidays, she wreaks havoc on Jack's normally tranquil, quiet life. I've included some of the funniest 'Jack and Jill' quotes on this list, though I'm sure I've missed a few. If you can't find what you think are the best quotes from the movie, add them! Also, be sure to vote for the quotes you think are the best (or the worst - you can easily vote them down as well).
'Jack and Jill' is directed by Dennis Dugan ('Parenthood,' 'Just Go With It') and the movie also stars Katie Holmes and Al Pacino (as himself). Several other big name celebrities appear in the film as themselves, including Shaquille O'Neal, Drew Carey and Regis Philbin. Despite some pretty hilariously negative movie reviews, 'Jack and Jill' still managed to become a hit at the box office. Since it was released on November 11, 2011, 'Jack and Jill' has taken in nearly $71 million at U.S. theaters. It seems that Adam Sandler movie fans are not deterred, even by scathing reviews!
So what are the best Jack and Jill movies? This list will answer that question.
If you like these 'Jack and Jill' movie quotes, you might enjoy these other lists of funny movie quotes, including 'The Muppets,' 'Hugo,' 'Arthur Christmas,' 'Happy Feet Two,' 'A Very Harold and Kumar Christmas,' 'Tower Heist,' 'The Rum Diary,' 'Puss in Boots,' 'Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star' and '50/50.'
Jack and Jill Movie Quotes,
Jack (yelling, loudly): "She's forwarding her mail to us now!"
Yes Jack, Jill is digging in and settling down for the long haul. You know you're in deep trouble when your horrible house guest forwards mail to your home...
He's Homeless, Right?
Jack: "Jill this is Otto."
Otto: "Nice to meet you."
Jill: (Yells) :Nice to meet you! He's homeless, right?"
Jack: "Are you whispering with a bull horn or something? Everybody hears you."
Jill is nothing if not subtle. Poor Otto.
Feel That?
Erin: "Some twins can feel when the other one is hurt."
(Jack's son, Gary, punches Jill)
Jill: "Ow!"
Gary: "Feel that?"
Jack: "I actually did feel something there. Pride in my son."
Jack really isn't having the best of holidays, what with his obnoxious twin sister Jill around. His son's decision to test the whole "twins can feel each others pain" theory is pretty funny.
Four Days
Jack: "I love my sister, and I can keep my cool. It's just for four days."
Anyone else thinking that Jill's four-day visit might be extended? Like, for weeks? Me neither.
Dunkin Donuts Commercial
Jack: "This is the guy who's gonna do a Dunkin Donuts commercial."
Al Pacino...in a Dunkin Donuts commercial?! Yep, but there's a catch - Pacino is apparently suffering some huge nervous breakdown. That's about the ONLY way you'd get him to do a Dunkin Donuts commercial...
Not Alike
Gary: "You and Jill are so alike!"
Jack: "We are nothing alike, I promise you."
When Jack's son, Gary, decides to point out Jack and Jill's similarities, Jack (understandably) gets irritated. The kid, however, isn't too far off with this observation...
Internet Thing
Jill: "What is this Internet thing? You KNOW I don't understand those things - I don't even OWN a calculator!"
In addition to being one of the most annoying house guests in history, Jill is apparently also grossly inept when it comes to the basics of technology. Do NOT let her near your computer, Jack. You'll regret it.
Fatter and Balder
Jill: "Are you going bald?"
Jack: "Huh?"
Jill: "No no no, you're getting fatter, and your hair doesn't realize it needs to cover more face."
Jack: "Okay."
Or perhaps his forehead is growing larger, Jill? Classic passive-aggressive behavior. Jack is in for a really rough few days...
Twister With Your Sister
Jack: "This is insane, man, you've got to call him!"
Jill: "Oh will you stop already? You know all he wants to do is play Twister with your sister."
When Jill takes Jack to a Lakers game, she gets hit on by none other than Al Pacino. Yes, you read that right. Jack thinks she's nuts for not going crazy over Pacino's advances. Strangely, she seems indifferent. Jill: You are a 40-something, unmarried woman. Al Pacino is STILL hot. Play Twister.
Busted and Disgusted
Gary: "Busted, disgusted - never to be trusted!"
Jack's son, Gary (Rohan Chand) has some of the funniest one-liners in 'Jack and Jill.'