"The Other Woman" quotes tell the story of three women, who are all romantic with the same man, who bond together to take him down. The comedy film was written by Melissa Stack and directed by Nick Cassavetes. "The Other Woman" opened in the United States on April 25, 2014.
In "The Other Woman," successful attorney Carly (Cameron Diaz) thinks she has found the one in her boyfriend Mark (Nikolaj Coster-Waldau). But in a twist of fate, Carly learns that Mark is secretly married to Kate (Leslie Mann). While Carly is devastated, and confides in her coworker Lydia (Nicki Minaj), Kate is eager to make friends with Carly.
Soon, Carly and Kate learn that Mark is dating yet another woman and track her down. Initially they are surprised that this other woman is a young, blonde bombshell named Amber (Kate Upton) but before long the three ladies join together to take down Mark, not to mention make his life a living hell in the process.
"The Other Woman" brings some levity to the spring 2014 movie lineup which also includes "Transcendence," "A Haunted House 2," "Heaven is for Real," "Draft Day," "Under the Skin," "Dom Hemingway," "Joe," "Captain America: The Winter Soldier," "Sabotage," "Noah," "Blood Ties," the "Veronica Mars" movie, "Need for Speed," "Mr. Peabody and Sherman," "300: Rise of an Empire," "The Grand Budapest Hotel," "Cheap Thrills," "Monuments Men," "Winter's Tale," "RoboCop (2014), "About Last Night," "Vampire Academy," "The Lego Movie," "Gimme Shelter," "I, Frankenstein," "Ride Along," and "Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit."
The Other Woman Movie Quotes,
You Can't Have My Husband and My Brother
Carly: "What is up with your hot brother?"
Kate: "No! You can't have my husband and my brother! That's being very greedy!"
When Carly takes a liking to Kate's attractive brother, Kate draws the line. It's one thing for Carly to be with Kate's husband. Carly cannot have her brother too.
Manopause
Carly: "I thought you were giving him hormones."
Kate: "I am, enough for a pre-op transsexual!"
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Mark: "I look like I need a bra!"
Kate: "I think you're going through manopause."
Mark: "Manopause?"
The sabotage of Mark begins and Kate, being his wife and the closest to him, starts by slipping hormones to him. Unfortunately for Mark, they are very effective.
We Are Not Drinking Cosmos and Braiding Each Other's Hair
Carly: "Are you for real?"
Kate: "I thought maybe we could have some dinner."
Carly: "How do you know where I live?"
Kate: "We followed you home."
Carly: "If I let you in, we are not drinking cosmos and braiding each other's hair."
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Kate: "I am not ready to compete with women like you."
Carly: "We got played by the same guy. Tequila or do you want vodka?"
Carly is surprised when Mark's wife, Kate, and their ginormous dog arrive at her door. Kate wants to talk like adults about the situation and while Carly is not as eager, it doesn't take long for her to have some fun.
Friends With Your Husband's Mistress
Amber: "I just can't believe he'd lie to me. You must hate me so much right now."
Kate: "I don't hate you at all. I got all of that out of my system with that one."
Amber: "How can you be so amazing that you can be friends with your husband's mistress?"
Carly: "Yeah, it's like a dream come true."
Kate: "Ignore her. She's just working through some stuff right now. She's kind of troubled. You smell amazing. What is that?"
Amber: "I think it's just sweat."
After Kate and Carly track down the other woman, Amber, the two women take very different approaches to their new third. Kate is surprisingly kind to the bombshell while Carly isn't as welcoming.
I'm His Wife
Carly: "Hey, what's wrong?"
Mark: "Housekeeper called, a pipe burst in the bathroom."
Carly: "So you're going to Connecticut now?"
Mark: "I gotta take a rain check."
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Carly: "I'm looking for Mark. You must be his housekeeper."
Kate: "No, I'm his wife, Kate. Is this some kind of stripper-gram or something?"
When Mark has to give Carly a rain check claiming a household emergency, Carly gets an idea to head over to his home dressed as a sexy plumber. She has no idea however that she would meet Mark's wife or that he was married at all.
I Think Married Guys Would Be the Perfect Fit for You
Lydia: "What happened? You were crazy about him two days ago."
Carly: "He's got a wife."
Lydia: "I think married guys would be the perfect fit for you. You need someone with something that's going to keep him busy."
Carly is devastated that her main squeeze Mark is married. Her assistant, Lydia, however oddly sees her dating a married man as a good thing.
I Want Him to Feel Pain
Carly: "So, what do you want to do?"
Kate: "I want him to feel pain."
Amber: "We should kick him in the balls!"
Carly: "No, I really like the way your brain works but I think we're going for something a little bit bigger."
The three ladies strategize on how they'll take down Mark for his cheating ways. Amber has a great idea to hit him where it hurts but it's not quite what Carly and Kate had in mind.
Put the Lawyer, the Wife and the Boobs Together
Kate: "I found this. He's stealing from his partners."
Amber: "So let's find the money and ruin him!"
Carly: "Put the lawyer, the wife and the boobs together and we know how to do it just as shady as he does."
The ladies stumble upon evidence that can really hurt Mark. Now that they have all they need, together they can truly take him down.
I Cleared the Bench
Lydia: "This is big. You haven't dated just one guy in a long time. You play the whole roster."
Carly: "I cleared the bench."
Lydia is surprised to see her boss, Carly, smitten with this guy. Carly usually doesn't settle for just one man, but for this one, she cleared the bench.
He Must Be Cheating On Both of Us
Kate: "He's meeting someone!"
Carly: "He must be cheating on both of us because it's not me."
The wife and the mistress make a shocking discovery. Not only is Mark cheating on both of them with each other, but there is a third girl out there too.