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'Magic Mike' movie quotes include some of the best lines from this 2012 comedy/drama starring Channing Tatum as stripper Magic Mike. The film, directed by Steven Soderbergh, is based in part on Tatum's experiences as a real-life stripper in Tampa, Florida, when he was 19 years old. Obviously the quotes are not exactly the focus of this film, but they are important to the movie's plot (and yes, there is a plot). See a favorite 'Magic Mike' quote? Vote it up! And feel free to add any of your favorite quotes from 'Magic Mike' that aren't listed here. Also, be sure to check out these lists of the hottest guys of summer 2012 movies and the hottest male strippers in pop culture.
'Magic Mike' features an all-star cast of gorgeous men as strippers in the Club Xquisite, led by Tatum as veteran stripper Mike. Others in the all-male revue include Alex Pettyfer as newcomer The Kid, along with Matt Bomer, Joe Manganiello, and Matthew McConaughey as Dallas, a former stripper who owns the club. Mike takes The Kid under his wing, teaching him the ropes of stripping. At the same time, he strikes up a relationship with the Kid's sister, Paige (Cody Horn). Things are going well -- but Paige (understandably) has a hard time getting past Mike's chosen profession.
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Magic Mike Quotes,
Twenties
Paige: "Wow! That's a lot of ones."
Mike: "There are some fives in there."
Paige: "Oh, ok. No twenties?"
Mike: "Oh, you don't wanna know what I have to do for twenties."
Fulfilling Fantasies
Dallas (to The Kid): "You're not just stripping. You are fulfilling every woman's wildest fantasies. You are the husband they never had. You are that dreamboat guy that never came along! You are the one night stand that they get to have, tonight, with you on stage..."
Crazy Club
Mike: "Welcome to the crazy club, Kid."
No Sharp Objects
Mike: "We keep getting complaints about noise and underage drinking. Everybody sit down, we're gonna be here for a while. You don't have anything sharp on you that I can stick myself with, do you?"
Kim: "No."
Mike: "Good, because I do!"
Lawbreakers
Dallas: "Fact is, the law says you cannot touch! But I think I see a lotta lawbreakers up in this house tonight."
Pretty Funny
Paige: "I was hoping this was all a joke." (watches stripper "Big Dick" Richie flipping a patron upside down -- and cracking his back in the process)
Mike: "It's pretty funny."
Best Friends
The Kid: "Hey Mike? I think we should be best friends."
Mike (laughing): "Okay."
Mr. Magic Mike
Dallas (to club audience): "Will you welcome to the stage, the one, the only... Mr. Magic Mike!"
Women, Money and a Good Time
Paige: "I'm just trying to figure out, why stripping?"
Mike: "Why is easy: Women, money and a good time."
Paige: "Just try not to forget about the people who exist in the daylight...the non-vampires..."
Mike: "Right. Are we fighting? Is this our first fight?"