'Wanderlust' movie quotes, with video clips. include some of the best, funniest lines from this 2012 comedy film starring Paul Rudd and Jennifer Aniston. In 'Wanderlust,' George (Rudd) and Linda (Aniston) are living the dream in New York City: great jobs, great life. But when George loses his job, they realize they have to make a change. They eventually wind up at a remote commune, where they meet an array of interesting people that make them question how they've been living. Enjoy these 'Wanderlust' quotes, and if you see a favorite, vote it up. If you know of a great quote from 'Wanderlust' that isn't on this list, add it.
'Wanderlust' is written and directed by David Wain ('Wet Hot American Summer,' 'Role Models' and the MTV sketch series 'The State'), and it reunites several members of the casts from both movies and 'The State.' 'Wanderlust' made headlines, in part, after two of it's co-stars, Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux, began dating. In the movie, Theroux plays Seth, a hippie who insists that the Elysium Bed and Breakfast/commune is more of an "intentional community." No, it's pretty much a commune. Can Linda and George put aside their lives in order to fit in and be happy at Elysium? And what are the best 'Wanderlust' Marisa quotes?
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Wanderlust Movie Quotes,
Warning Shot
George: "You want me to enter this data?"
Rick: "You questioning me? Don't question me."
George: "Are you serious?"
Rick: "Am I seri...you're fired. You're rehired, consider that a warning shot."
When George gets laid off, he turns to his douchey brother Rick (Ken Marino) for help. George and Linda move in with him in Atlanta, and George goes to work for Rick - but as this quote clearly shows, George won't be able to take his new "job" for long without losing his mind (or strangling his brother).
Cut To: In the Pond
George: "What happened?"
Rodney: "I took our car over to town, came back around the back road and boom -- cut to: in the pond."
George: "What exactly happened?"
Rodney: "I took our car to town, came back, boom, cut to: in the pond."
George: "No don't cut to in the pond, don't cut!"
Rodney: "I'm with you man."
Rodney (Jordan Peele) can be maddening, especially when he cuts to things -- like the car getting trashed. He kind of skips over the most important parts.
Beepers and Zenith Televisions
Eva: "I know New York is a great city, but I do not miss that lifestyle at all. I mean it was just stress, and Blackberries, and sleeping pills. I used to drink a triple latte every morning just to wake up."
Linda: "Well, I see your point, but I kind of value the sleeping pill and the Blackberry and the latte."
Seth: "You know you can really get trapped in that web of beepers and Zenith televisions and Walkmens and discmens and floppy discs and zip drives, laser discs, answering machines and Nintendo Power Glove..."
Linda: "Wow, you know so much about technology."
Seth (Justin Theroux) does seem to know an awful lot about technology (Zenith TVs aside). Think he stashed a Nintendo Power Glove in his room at the commune?
Orgasms
Eva: "Do you know what I do when I'm down?"
George: "Yoga?"
Eva: "I was going to say orgasms: Giving them to myself, giving them to others."
George: "Me too."
Oversexed Eva really makes a full court press to get George hot, bothered, and into her bed.
Fight With Your Sexual Chi
Seth (to Linda): "If you want to pick a fight with your sexual chi, it's just going to drive it inwards - and that invites disease, and death."
George: "Man, not a fan of death."
Almond (very, very pregnant): "People treat sex like it's this huge deal with crazy life consequences..."
Seth's comment about fighting with sexual chi comes after George explains to Linda that Eva's propositioned him for sex. Linda's skeptical, saying that the whole "free love" stuff seems "like an excuse for everybody to just get into bed with each other."
I Believe I Can Fly
Linda: "I can fly."
George: "You can't fly!"
Linda: "I believe I can fly."
George: "If you're going to get literal with an R. Kelly song, do "Trapped in the Closet..."
When Linda drinks a special tea, she starts hallucinating - climbing a tree and having all sorts of delusions, including one that she can fly.
Light on the Bio
Rodney: "So, I'm light on your bio. Where are you from?" (As he and George are sitting on side-by-side toilets)
George: "Is it cool if maybe we talk about this later?"
Everyone at Elysium shares everything, including potty time. George seems like he can adjust to the whole "free love" bit, but the bathroom situation, not so much.
Intentional Community
George: "All these people live here. This is a commune."
Seth: "We prefer 'intentional community.' We're not a bunch of hippies sitting around playing guitar."
No Seth, this is a straight up commune. Plus, Seth plays guitar. A lot.
We Noticed Your Penis
Wayne: "My name's Wayne by the way. I'm a nudist."
George: "Oh yes, we noticed your penis earlier."
Wayne: "Touche."
Joe Lo Truglio is hilarious in 'Wanderlust' as nudist Wayne Davidson. Linda and George quickly realize that Elysium is not a regular B&B.
We Should Make Love Sometime
Eva: "Oh George, I like you."
George: "I like you too Eva."
Eva: "We should make love sometime. How would you and Linda feel about that?"
Eva (Malin Akerman) quickly finds she's attracted to George. She really embraces the whole "free love" philosophy, and she flat out propositions him. Linda probably won't feel happy about that, Eva.