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“Kingsman: The Secret Service” movie quotes follow the espionage when a secret spy agency recruits and trains a new member, who is immediately tested. The action film was directed by Matthew Vaughn using a screenplay he and Jane Goldman adapted from the graphic novel “The Secret Service” by Dave Gibbons and Mark Millar. “Kingsman: The Secret Service” opened in theaters on February 13, 2014.
In “Kingsman: The Secret Service,” Galahad (Colin Firth) and Arthur (Michael Caine) lead a team of highly skilled spies in the Kingsmen, an independent international intelligence agency. Veteran agent Galahad knows they need a new member so he researches and recruits an intelligent kid with brushes with the law, Eggsy (Taron Egerton) and puts him through the dangerous and grueling training process.
Eggsy performs well, which is especially useful as the Kingsmen face a powerful new threat in Valentine (Samuel L. Jackson). See Valentine believes that mankind needs to be exterminated and he plans to do just that. This puts the Kingsmen, including new member Eggsy, up against steep odds to save the world and the people in it.
“Kingsman: The Secret Service” hits theaters already packed with other great films including ”Jupiter Ascending,” ”Seventh Son,” ”The SpongeBob Movie Sponge Out of Water Movie,” "The Voices," "Love, Rosie," ”Black or White,” ”Project Almanac,” ”The Loft,” ”Wild Card,” ”Mortdecai,” ”The Boy Next Door,” ”Black Sea,” ”Strange Magic,” ”Still Alice,” ”The Wedding Ringer,” ”Blackhat,” and ”Taken 3.”
Kingsman: The Secret Service Movie Quotes,
Can't Stand the Sight of Blood
Valentine: “If you get blood on the carpet you have to take the carpet up! Can’t stand the sight of blood.”
For someone as ruthless as Valentine, his dislike of the sight of blood is an odd one. Then again, we all have our weaknesses.
Y'all Talk So Funny
Valentine: “I have trouble understanding you people sometimes. Y’all talk so funny.”
Valentine, who seemingly is humored by strange accents and mass genocide, points out how strange the British talk. While they could be discussing worldly matters, like his plans to exterminate mankind, this topic seems pressing.
I See a Man With Potential
Galahad: “Huge IQ, great performance at school, but your gave up. Drugs, petty crime and never had a job. It set you on a certain path but you needn’t stay on it.”
…
Eggsy: “Who are you?”
Galahad: “The man who got you released.”
…
Eggsy: “I’ve never met a tailor before, but I know you ain’t one.”
Galahad: “Come with me. What do you see? I see a young man with potential. Pull the hook on your left.”
Eggsy: “Oh, yes, very nice! What does this do, electrocute you?”
Galahad: “Don’t be ridiculous. It’s a hand grenade.”
Eggsy: “Shut up! That is sick!”
Having looked at his file, Galahad sees potential in Eggsy and invites him to capitalize on this by getting him released from jail. To entice him into the role, Galahad gives him a sneak peek of the tools of the trade.
Mankind is the Virus
Valentine: “Mankind is the virus and I'm the cure.”
Gazelle: “Mass genocide?”
Valentine: “I like it.”
Valentine wants to get rid of all mankind and has no guilt about that whatsoever. His liking mass genocide is terrifying, to say the least.
Kingsmen Material
Arthur: “Felt sorry for the boy, did you? He will find this humiliating.”
Galahad: “He’s as much Kingsmen material as any of them, more so.”
Arthur and Galahad discuss Eggsy’s status within his Kingsmen training. Arthur doubts Galahad’s faith in the boy but Galahad states otherwise.
A Lot of People are Going to Die
Gazelle: “Sounds like a lot of people are going to die.”
Valentine: “Do I look like I give a f***?”
Clearly, Valentine has no conscience. Knowing that a ton of people will die does not bring out even the smallest amount of guilt. He means war and isn’t joking.
If You're Prepared to Adapt and Learn
Galahad: “Did you see the film Trading Places?”
Eggsy: “No”
Galahad: “How about Nikita? Pretty Woman? All right, my point is, that the lack of a silver spoon has set you on a certain path but you needn’t stay on it. If you’re prepared to adapt and learn, you can transform.”
Eggsy: “Oh, like in My Fair Lady.”
Galahad: “You’re all full of surprises. Yes, like My Fair Lady, only in this case I’m offering you the opportunity to become a Kingsman.”
Eggsy: “A tailor?”
Galahad: “A Kingsmen agent”
Eggsy: “Like a spy?”
Galahad: “Of sorts”
Eggsy: “Interested?”
Galahad: “You think I’ve got anything to lose?”
Galahad tries to find a way that Eggsy can relate to what the Kingsmen do by using a movie reference. Eggsy eventually gets a reference, but it’s an unexpected one.
Independent International Intelligence Agency
Galahad: “We are an independent international intelligence agency operating at the highest level of discretion. The Kingsmen agents are the new knights.”
Galahad briefly explains what the Kingsmen are and what they do. They secretly work to protect the world from evil as an independent international intelligence agency.
Manners Maketh Man
Galahad: “Manners maketh man. Do you know what that means? Then let me teach you a lesson… Boys, I've had a rather emotional day, so whatever your beef with Eggsy is, and I'm sure it's well founded, I'd appreciate it if you could just leave us in peace.”
When Eggsy is confronted by a group of men in a pub, Galahad steps into action to put them in their place, but with manners, of course.
Most Dangerous Job Interview in the World
Merlin: “You are about to embark on the most dangerous job interview in the world. We’re here to enhance your skills, test you to the limit, train for the evil out there. You need to solve problems under pressure, like what to do when one of your group has no parachute.”
Eggsy and other recruits are awoken when their bunk room is filling with water causing them to find a way to survive. As Merlin mentions, this is just one step in the most dangerous job interview ever.
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“Kingsman: The Secret Service” movie quotes follow the espionage when a secret spy agency recruits and trains a new member, who is immediately tested. The action film was directed by Matthew Vaughn using a screenplay he and Jane Goldman adapted from the graphic novel “The Secret Service” by Dave Gibbons and Mark Millar. “Kingsman: The Secret Service” opened in theaters on February 13, 2014.
In “Kingsman: The Secret Service,” Galahad (Colin Firth) and Arthur (Michael Caine) lead a team of highly skilled spies in the Kingsmen, an independent international intelligence agency. Veteran agent Galahad knows they need a new member so he researches and recruits an intelligent kid with brushes with the law, Eggsy (Taron Egerton) and puts him through the dangerous and grueling training process.
Eggsy performs well, which is especially useful as the Kingsmen face a powerful new threat in Valentine (Samuel L. Jackson). See Valentine believes that mankind needs to be exterminated and he plans to do just that. This puts the Kingsmen, including new member Eggsy, up against steep odds to save the world and the people in it.
“Kingsman: The Secret Service” hits theaters already packed with other great films including ”Jupiter Ascending,” ”Seventh Son,” ”The SpongeBob Movie Sponge Out of Water Movie,” "The Voices," "Love, Rosie," ”Black or White,” ”Project Almanac,” ”The Loft,” ”Wild Card,” ”Mortdecai,” ”The Boy Next Door,” ”Black Sea,” ”Strange Magic,” ”Still Alice,” ”The Wedding Ringer,” ”Blackhat,” and ”Taken 3.”
Kingsman: The Secret Service Movie Quotes,
Can't Stand the Sight of Blood
Valentine: “If you get blood on the carpet you have to take the carpet up! Can’t stand the sight of blood.”
For someone as ruthless as Valentine, his dislike of the sight of blood is an odd one. Then again, we all have our weaknesses.
Y'all Talk So Funny
Valentine: “I have trouble understanding you people sometimes. Y’all talk so funny.”
Valentine, who seemingly is humored by strange accents and mass genocide, points out how strange the British talk. While they could be discussing worldly matters, like his plans to exterminate mankind, this topic seems pressing.
I See a Man With Potential
Galahad: “Huge IQ, great performance at school, but your gave up. Drugs, petty crime and never had a job. It set you on a certain path but you needn’t stay on it.”
…
Eggsy: “Who are you?”
Galahad: “The man who got you released.”
…
Eggsy: “I’ve never met a tailor before, but I know you ain’t one.”
Galahad: “Come with me. What do you see? I see a young man with potential. Pull the hook on your left.”
Eggsy: “Oh, yes, very nice! What does this do, electrocute you?”
Galahad: “Don’t be ridiculous. It’s a hand grenade.”
Eggsy: “Shut up! That is sick!”
Having looked at his file, Galahad sees potential in Eggsy and invites him to capitalize on this by getting him released from jail. To entice him into the role, Galahad gives him a sneak peek of the tools of the trade.
Mankind is the Virus
Valentine: “Mankind is the virus and I'm the cure.”
Gazelle: “Mass genocide?”
Valentine: “I like it.”
Valentine wants to get rid of all mankind and has no guilt about that whatsoever. His liking mass genocide is terrifying, to say the least.
Kingsmen Material
Arthur: “Felt sorry for the boy, did you? He will find this humiliating.”
Galahad: “He’s as much Kingsmen material as any of them, more so.”
Arthur and Galahad discuss Eggsy’s status within his Kingsmen training. Arthur doubts Galahad’s faith in the boy but Galahad states otherwise.
A Lot of People are Going to Die
Gazelle: “Sounds like a lot of people are going to die.”
Valentine: “Do I look like I give a f***?”
Clearly, Valentine has no conscience. Knowing that a ton of people will die does not bring out even the smallest amount of guilt. He means war and isn’t joking.
If You're Prepared to Adapt and Learn
Galahad: “Did you see the film Trading Places?”
Eggsy: “No”
Galahad: “How about Nikita? Pretty Woman? All right, my point is, that the lack of a silver spoon has set you on a certain path but you needn’t stay on it. If you’re prepared to adapt and learn, you can transform.”
Eggsy: “Oh, like in My Fair Lady.”
Galahad: “You’re all full of surprises. Yes, like My Fair Lady, only in this case I’m offering you the opportunity to become a Kingsman.”
Eggsy: “A tailor?”
Galahad: “A Kingsmen agent”
Eggsy: “Like a spy?”
Galahad: “Of sorts”
Eggsy: “Interested?”
Galahad: “You think I’ve got anything to lose?”
Galahad tries to find a way that Eggsy can relate to what the Kingsmen do by using a movie reference. Eggsy eventually gets a reference, but it’s an unexpected one.
Independent International Intelligence Agency
Galahad: “We are an independent international intelligence agency operating at the highest level of discretion. The Kingsmen agents are the new knights.”
Galahad briefly explains what the Kingsmen are and what they do. They secretly work to protect the world from evil as an independent international intelligence agency.
Manners Maketh Man
Galahad: “Manners maketh man. Do you know what that means? Then let me teach you a lesson… Boys, I've had a rather emotional day, so whatever your beef with Eggsy is, and I'm sure it's well founded, I'd appreciate it if you could just leave us in peace.”
When Eggsy is confronted by a group of men in a pub, Galahad steps into action to put them in their place, but with manners, of course.
Most Dangerous Job Interview in the World
Merlin: “You are about to embark on the most dangerous job interview in the world. We’re here to enhance your skills, test you to the limit, train for the evil out there. You need to solve problems under pressure, like what to do when one of your group has no parachute.”
Eggsy and other recruits are awoken when their bunk room is filling with water causing them to find a way to survive. As Merlin mentions, this is just one step in the most dangerous job interview ever.