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"The Secret Life of Walter Mitty" movie quotes follow the adventures in this fantasy movie where one man goes on a trip of a lifetime. The drama film was adapted into a screenplay by Steve Conrad and is the second film based on the 1939 short story by James Thurber. Ben Stiller directed the movie, which he also stars in, which opened on December 25, 2013.

In "The Secret Life of Walter Mitty," the title character, portrayed by Ben Stiller, works at LIFE magazine but has done little else with his life except daydream about exciting adventures and romance. When he's unable to use an online dating site to wink at his love interest, coworker Cheryl Melhoff (Kristen Wiig), because of his lack of life experiences, along with the loss of a needed photo slide for the final cover of the magazine, Walter sets out for an adventure of a lifetime.

In search of the photographer of the missing photo, Walter travels across the world and experiences things he could only ever dream of. Between a hungry shark as he floats in a cold ocean to an erupting volcano, Walter seeks out the exciting life experiences he was lacking. But there's still one thing he wants in life, the girl. Adam Scott, Sean Penn, Shirley MacLaine, Patton Oswalt and Kathryn Hahn co-star in the film.

"Walter Mitty" joins theaters for the holiday 2013 season alongside other movies such as "Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues" "Her," "American Hustle," "Saving Mr. Banks," "The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug," "Dallas Buyers Club," "Inside Llewyn Davis," "Out of the Furnace," "The Last Days on Mars," "12 Years a Slave," "Frozen," "Oldboy," "The Hunger Games: Catching Fire," "Delivery Man," "Tyler Perry's A Madea Christmas," "Ender's Game, "The Counselor," "Captain Phillips," "Gravity," "Don Jon," "Rush, and "Prisoners".
The Secret Life of Walter Mitty Movie Quotes,

It's a Porpoise
Walter Mitty: "Where do we land?"
Helicopter Pilot: "We don't. Jump now"
[Walter jumps into the ocean]
Helicopter Pilot: "Not there, Walter. I mean the other boat, the little boat."
Boat Captain: "Try to remain calm. The pontoon boat is coming for you. You have at least a minute before you freeze."
Walter Mitty: "What?"
Boat Captain: "You are safe."
Walter Mitty: "There's nothing here. There's a fin here I think."
Boat Captain: "We are traveling through a porpoise school. Don't fear the porpoise."
Walter Mitty: "I don't think it's a porpoise."
Boat Captain: "I'm telling you. It's a porpoise. Befriend it. It will protect you from the sharks."
Walter Mitty: "Okay… Come here, hey, hey"
[A shark emerges from the water]
Boat Captain: "Okay, that's a shark."
Walter Mitty: "That's what I said!"
Boat Captain: "Stop befriending it! Kill it!"
Walter Mitty: "It's not a porpoise! It's not a porpoise!"
Boat Captain: "Poke his eyes out."
[Walter and is pulled into a boat.]
Walter Mitty: "Oh my god, that really happened." [touches the boat worker's face] "Real face, sorry for palming your face."

As he continues on his journey, Walter jumps out of a helicopter to board a large boat. He misses his landing however and ends up in the ocean where a shark, which is clearly not a porpoise, tries to eat him.
Negative #25
Ted Hendricks: "We have ahead of us the privilege of publishing the very last issue of LIFE magazine and for the final issue, we just received negative #25 from Sean O'Connell for the cover."
…
Walter Mitty: "Where's 25?"
TIME Employee: "It's not there."
Walter Mitty: "I know."
TIME Employee: "Maybe it's still on him."

Faced with producing the final issue of TIME magazine, it's very important that Walter has slide #25 from noted photojournalist Sean O'Connell for the cover. When that slide goes missing, it's Walter's neck on the line.
Life Is About Courage
Cheryl Melhoff: "I love mysteries. There's parts you think can't connect and then in the end they do."
…
Cheryl Melhoff: "Life is about courage and going into the unknown."

Cheryl shares her outlook on life to Walter. Her desire to be courageous and solve mysteries rubs off on him.
Ground Control to Major Tom
Cheryl Melhoff: "Hi!"
Walter Mitty: "Hi"
Cheryl Melhoff: "How was your weekend?"
Female TIME Employee: "I had an awesome weekend! … So what'd you do this weekend"
Cheryl Melhoff: "Um, let's see. I bathed in Arctic mountain water while my Latin lover recited verse to me."
Female TIME Employee: "Sly!"
Cheryl Melhoff: "I know. Actually, I waited for my refrigerator repairman who never came."
Female TIME Employee: "So sorry. I'm going to call you later."
Cheryl Melhoff: "Okay"
[Walter's daydream begins as he breaks out of snowy picture as a mountain man]
Walter Mitty: "The ice, yes, she moves like a woman. I'm Walter… Mitty."
Cheryl Melhoff: "Cheryl… Melhoff. Where have you been?"
Walter Mitty: "Chasing the limits of the human spirit."
Cheryl Melhoff: "I'd like to climb your hair, test that out."
Walter Mitty: "Perhaps I can contact you, possibly through my poetry falcon."
Cheryl Melhoff: "Poetry falcon, I like that."
[back in the office]
Ted Hendricks: "Do you think if I hit him with a paperclip, would he move?"
Male TIME Employee: "I don't know. Do it."
Other Male TIME Employee: "Oh, hello, here you go."
Male TIME Employee: "I actually threw a toner box at him once."
Ted Hendricks: "And did he move?"
Male TIME Employee: "No, I missed."
Ted Hendricks: "That's a great story." [to Walter] "Ground control to Major Tom. Can you hear me Major Tom?" [throws paperclip] "Oh! Wow! Moving on…"

After Walter is snubbed by coworker and love interest Cheryl, he imagines romancing her as a tough mountain man. His fantasy is however interrupted by his boss who flings a paperclip at him.
Through Yemen
TSA Officer: "How'd you get to Afghanistan?"
Walter Mitty: "Through Yemen"
TSA Officer: "Violent place"
Walter Mitty: "They's why the airfare is only $84."

Clearly a travel rookie, Walter travels to Afghanistan through a very dangerous Yemen and attracts the attention of the TSA. But hey, at least he got a good deal.
Todd from EHarmony
Walter Mitty: "Hello"
Todd Maher: "Hey, what's up?"
Walter Mitty: "Todd, from eHarmony?"
Todd Maher: "Yeah, yeah, what's up, man?"
Walter Mitty: "Uh, not much. How have you been?"
Todd Maher: "It's early here. I just got up, man. I was thinking about you."
Walter Mitty: "Where are you?"
Todd Maher: "Los Angeles. Hey uh so your profile still hasn't received any winks even though I put that you've been to Phoenix."
Walter Mitty: "Oh, I jumped out of a helicopter yesterday into the ocean and had a shark bite."
Todd Maher: "Uh, yeah, yeah, listen, I was mentioning before, people who daydream too much, they're not…"
Walter Mitty: "No, it was real. I really did."
Todd Maher: "Really? I'll put down adrenaline junkie. What kind of a shark? Was it a…"
Walter Mitty: "Hey, Todd, I can't really talk right now. I'm on my way to a volcano."
Todd Maher: "What the?"

Todd, the customer service representative from eHarmony, calls to check up on Walter after trying to enhance his boring and blank online dating profile. While Todd doesn't believe it at first, Walter is out living the world, bicycling to a volcano in fact, and can't talk right then.
Zoned Out
Edna Mitty: "What do you call it when he goes into one of his little places?"
Odessa Mitty: "Oh, zoned out"
Edna Mitty: "You do that now and then. What's the matter?"
Walter Mitty: "I lost a picture."

Walter's mom, Edna, points out that Walter often zones out in his little dream worlds, noting that it's not really normal. Walter soon explains what's on his mind, namely, a missing photo.
Erection?
Hotel Keeper: "Come on! Come on!"
Walter Mitty: "What's going on? Where is everybody?"
Hotel Keeper: "Elkos! Come on!"
Walter Mitty: "Elkos!"
Hotel Keeper: "Yes!"
Walter Mitty: "Elkos? What does that mean?"
Hotel Keeper: "Erection!"
Walter Mitty: "Erection?"
Hotel Keeper: "Erection!"
Walter Mitty: "Erection?"
Hotel Keeper: "Yes! No! Eruption!"
Walter Mitty: "Eruption?!"
Hotel Keeper: "Yes!"
[Hotel Keeper continues to shout in another language]
Walter Mitty: "Faster, go faster! Faster! Oh my god!"

The reason for the loud siren going off is initially unclear for the uninformed Walter, especially since the hotel keeper doesn't speak much English. Once Walter realizes their danger, he hops in the hotel keeper's car and try to escape the erupting volcano behind them.
You Should Go
Cheryl Melhoff: "You should go, crack the case."

Cheryl, Walter's love interest, urges him to go find out what happened to slide #25, the missing image needed for their magazine cover. It's this push from the girl he's pursuing that gets Walter to go on the epic trip.
I Haven't Really Been Anywhere
Todd Maher: "Hi, how can I help you today?"
Walter Mitty: "Hi, I can't seem to leave a wink for someone."
Todd Maher: "Okay, I'm looking at your profile. You've left a lot of this stuff blank."
Walter Mitty: "Well I haven't really been anywhere noteworthy or mentionable."
Todd Maher: "Have you done anything noteworthy or mentionable?"
[Walter daydreams leaping into a nearby building and rescuing those inside before the building explodes.]
Todd Maher: "You still there?"
Walter Mitty: "I just, like, zoned out for a second."

Walter is smitten with a coworker and but is having trouble sending her a wink on the online dating site eHarmony. Upon calling into customer service, he learns that it's his blank profile, stemming from his uneventful life, that is holding him back. He does however have his daydreams, which are both notable and mentionable, but unfortunately, not real.

"Blended" movie quotes tell the story of two single parents who inadvertently go on vacation together after a horrible first date. The romantic comedy was written by Clare Sera and Ivan Menchell and directed by Frank Coraci, who previously directed the two leading stars together in "The Wedding Singer." "Blended" opened in the United States on May 23, 2014.

In "Blended," single mom to two boys Lauren (Drew Barrymore) and single dad to three girls Jim (Adam Sandler) go out on one incredibly bad blind date with both agreeing that a second date is not going to happen. However, when a chance encounter gives both of them the idea to take their respective families to Africa for spring break, the two families end up blended together as one at the vacation resort.

While Jim and Lauren initially didn't hit it off, they do see some positives to spending time together. Their children seem to be getting along and each can provide a parental presence lacking in their children's lives. It wasn't love at first sight but as they spend more time together, Lauren and Jim's romance begins to grow.

The romantic comedy joins theaters full of other great films including "X-Men: Days of Future Past," "The Immigrant," "Million Dollar Arm," "Godzilla," "Palo Alto," "Chef," "Legends of Oz: Dorothy's Return Movie Quotes," "Neighbors," "Moms' Night Out," "Devil's Knot," "Belle," "Walk of Shame," "The Amazing Spider-Man 2," "Locke," "Brick Mansions," "The Other Woman," "Transcendence," "A Haunted House 2," "Heaven is for Real," and "Draft Day"
Blended Movie Quotes,

Buffalo Shrimp
Jim: "My name is Jim."
Lauren: "I'm Lauren."
Jim: "I got you buffalo shrimp with the sauce on the side."
Lauren: "Oh my god!" [forcefully spits out the shrimp] "Who makes sauce this hot? Did you drink my beer? Can you get me some water?"
Jim: "Here, have some French onion soup."
…
Lauren: "Okay, you're going to call me in 10 minutes so that I can tell him that I have an emergency."
…
Jim: [on phone] "Hello? An avalanche? In our backyard? I'll be home right away. It's an emergency!"

When Jim and Lauren meet at Hooters for their first date, things go horribly wrong. Just before Lauren can fake an emergency and leave early, Jim pulls that trick himself. Needless to say, they don't plan to go out again.
What the Fudge Is He Doing Here?
Brendan: "What the fudge is he doing here?!"
Jim: "Is this a sick dream?"
Lou: "Do I have a new mommy?"

When Lauren and Jim, plus both of their respective children, arrive in Africa and see each other, they are not excited for the reunion. The kids are equally as confused.
We're Going to Africa!
Lauren: "Jim? What do you want?"
Brendan: "She said she's not interested in you."
Jim: "Believe me, Frodo, I don't like her either… The restaurant mixed up our cards."
Lauren: "Oh"
…
Jen: "Lauren, I have to talk to you."
Lauren: "What's wrong?"
Jen: "It's over between me and Dick. Now nobody gets to go."
Lauren: "Where was he going to take you?"
Jen: "Africa"
Jim: "Is his last name Theodopolis?"
Jen: "Yes"
Jim: "That's my boss."
…
Jen: "Look at that! Africa! Sun, sand, safaris!"
Lauren: "My boys would give anything to go on a vacation like this."
…
Jim: "Mr. Theodopolis, it's Jim."
…
Lauren: "I wonder…"
…
Jim: "If you'd be willing to sell me the vacation…"
…
Lauren: "Wait until I tell the boys!"
…
Jim: "Wait till I tell the girls!"
…
Lauren and Jim (in unison): "We're going to Africa!"

A chance encounter between Lauren and Jim leaves both of them with the brilliant idea to take their kids to Africa for spring break. They don't however know that the other person is planning the same thing. This can't end well.
What Happened to Her Face?
Lauren: "Oh my god, what happened to her face?"
Jim: "I painted it. She's a kitty cat."
…
Lou: "No, he's a good daddy… He's a bad daddy! He made me look like the walking dead!"

Lou, completely oblivious to just how bad her father's face-painting skills actually are, defends him. This all changes when she sees what he did in a bathroom mirror.
Have You Ever Considered Changing Your Hairstyle?
Lauren: "Maybe you should just go talk to him."
Hilary: "Oh, no, no, I can't."
Lauren: "Have you ever considered changing your hairstyle?"

Hilary, clearly in need of a women's influence, confides in Lauren about a guy she likes. Lauren has a brilliant idea, to give Hilary a makeover.
No More Dating for Me
Jim: "No more dating for me. It's time and money I should be spending with my kids."

Discouraged by the poor date with Lauren, Jim swears off dating in favor of his children. First order of business: Taking his girls on an amazing spring break trip.
My Mom Is Friggin' Hot!
Jim: "We are not dating!"
Brendan: "My mom is friggin' hot!"
Espn: "Ew!"
Brendan: "No, not 'hot!'"
Lou: "That's just wrong!"

Brendan tries hard to defend his mother against Jim and his girls. What Brendan says however comes out a bit wrong.
We're Out of Gas
Lauren: "This is so pretty! Wow!"
Jim: "Ohhh! We're out of gas!"
Lauren: "What?"
Jim: "Start running fast! Get them legs going!"

Parasailing in Africa goes terribly wrong when their truck runs out of gas. This leaves Lauren in quite a scary situation.

The 20 Best X-Men Movie Quotes from the Whole Series

These are X-Men movie quotes taken from every film in the blockbuster X-Men series. With the release of X-Men: Apocalypse this summer, the X-Men film series is on the minds of comic and film fans once again.

All three of the original X-Men movies are highly quotable, featuring great one-liners, compellingly snappy dialogue, and even monologues from superheroes and supervillains alike. The prequel trilogy that kicked off with 2011's X-Men: First Class continues in the same style, providing Marvel's merry mutants with lots of quotable lines.

Read on for some of the best X-Men movie quotes from all three X-Men films. If your favorite X-adventures are X2: X-Men United or X-Men: The Last Stand, this list has what you're looking for and more. If you love the newer movies, you're in luck because the list covers all the way up to X-Men: Days of Future Past and even includes X-Men Origins: Wolverine.

The 20 Best X-Men Movie Quotes from the Whole Series,

Mutation (X-Men)
Professor X: "Mutation: it is the key to our evolution. It has enabled us to evolve from a single-celled organism into the dominant species on the planet. This process is slow, and normally taking thousands and thousands of years. But every few hundred millennia, evolution leaps forward."

Ah, Professor Xavier. You explain everything so easily - even complicated genetic mutation stuff.

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The War Has Begun (X2: X-Men United)
Magneto: "Charles Xavier. Have you come to rescue me?"
Professor X: "Sorry, Eric. Not today."
Magneto: "To what do I owe the pleasure?"
Professor X: "The assassination attempt on the president. What do you know about it?"
Magneto: "Nothing. Only what I read in the papers. You really shouldn't have to ask, Charles."
Professor X: "What's happened to you?"
Magneto: "I've had frequent visits from William Stryker. You remember him, don't you?"
Professor X: "William Stryker."
Magneto: "His son, Jason, was once a student of yours, wasn't he?"
Professor X: "Yes. Years ago. Unfortunately, I wasn't able to help him... at least not in the way his father wanted."
Magneto: "And now you think that taking in the Wolverine will make up for your failure with Stryker's son. You haven't told him about his past, have you?"
Professor X: "I've put him on the path. Logan's mind is still fragile."
Magneto: "Is it? Or are you afraid of losing one of your precious X-men... old friend?"
Professor X: "Eric, what have you done?"
Magneto: "I'm sorry, Charles. I couldn't help it."
Professor X: "What have you told Stryker?"
Magneto: [sighs] "Everything. The war has begun."
Professor X: "Scott!"
Magneto: "You should've killed me when you had the chance!"

This scene basically sets up the new battle that's happening in X2, as the X-Men are put on the defensive by William Stryker (Brian Cox).
Anger and Faith (X2: X-Men United)
Nightcrawler: "You know, outside the circus, most people were afraid of me. But I didn't hate them. I pitied them. Do you know why? Because most people will never know anything beyond what they see with their own two eyes."
Storm: "Well, I gave up on pity a long time ago."
Nightcrawler: "Someone so beautiful should not be so angry."
Storm: "Sometimes anger can help you survive."
Nightcrawler: "So can faith."

Faith has it’s place, but Storm is totally motivated by her fury. Whatever works!

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We're Still Working on That (X2: X-Men United)
Wolverine: "Who's this guy?"
Rogue: "This is Bobby, he's my..."
Bobby: "I'm her boyfriend."
[shakes Logan's hand and freezes it]
Bobby: "Call me Iceman."
Wolverine: "Boyfriend? So how do you guys...?"
Bobby: "Well, we're still working on that."

Yeah, tough situation there Rogue. Thinking this isn’t gonna be a really affectionate hookup.

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Mankind Fears What It Doesnt Understand (X-Men)
Magneto: "Are you a God-fearing man, Senator? That is such a strange phrase. I've always thought of God as a teacher; a bringer of light, wisdom, and understanding. You see, I think what you really fear is me. Me and my kind. The Brotherhood of Mutants. Oh, it's not so surprising really. Mankind has always feared what it doesn't understand. Well, don't fear God, Senator, and certainly don't fear me. Not any more."

With one line: "Mankind has always feared what it doesn't understand," Magneto manages to sum things up nicely. Well, not so nicely, but he gets the point across in his own mutant-terrorist way.

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Wheels (X-Men)
Professor X: "Ah, Logan. I'd like you to meet Orono Monroe, also called Storm. This is Scott Summers, also called Cyclops. They saved your life. I believe you already know Dr. Jean Grey. You are in my School for the Gifted for Mutants. You'll be safe here from Magneto."
Wolverine: "What's a Magneto?"
Professor X: "A very powerful mutant. He believes that a war is brewing between mutants and the rest of humanity. I've been following his activities for some time. The man who attacked you is an associate of his called Sabertooth."
Wolverine: "Sabertooth?" [looks at Storm] "Storm." [looks at Xavier] "What do they call you? 'Wheels'? This is the stupidest thing I've ever heard."

Can you really blame Wolverine for his hesitation? I mean one minute you're just living your life, the next you're at a school for "gifted" mutants being introduced to people called "Storm" and such.

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I Can’t Touch My Boyfriend Without Killing Him (X-Men: The Last Stand)
Iceman: "You don't seem fine; you seem like you're avoiding me. I mean, something's wrong."
Rogue: "What's wrong is I can't touch my boyfriend without killing him. Other than that, I'm wonderful."
Iceman: "Hey, I don't think that's fair. Have I ever put any pressure on you?"
Rogue: "You're a guy, Bobby. Your mind's only on one thing."

Remember your first love issues? Bet they weren’t nearly this complicated. Mutants, though, seem to have the same issues we all have - just with a really deadly twist.

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Wolverine in a Nutshell (X-Men: First Class)
Magneto: Excuse me, I'm Erik Lehnsherr.
Professor X: Charles Xavier.
Wolverine: Go f*ck yourself.

Logan has always been a rebel and a loner. His cameo in the prequel manages to convey his lone-wolf status with a single line that underlines just why Wolverine is the single most popular mutant around.

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Magneto's Mega-Speech (X-Men: Days of Future Past)
Magneto: "You built these weapons to destroy us. Why? Because you are afraid of our gifts. Because we are different. Humanity has always feared that which is different. Well, I'm here to tell you, to tell the world, you're right to fear us! We are the future! We are the ones who will inherit this earth! And anyone who stands in our way will suffer the same fate as these men you see before you! Today was meant to be a display of your power. Instead, I give you a glimpse of the devastation my race can unleash upon yours! Let this be a warning to the world. And to my mutant brothers and sisters out there, I say this: no more hiding. No more suffering. You have lived in the shadows in shame and fear for too long. Come out. Join me. Fight together in a brotherhood of our kind! A new tomorrow, that starts today!"

Once you've dropped a baseball stadium around the White House, what can you do to really wow everybody watching on TV? Well, if you're Magneto, then speechify like this, with a monologue that really ought to be followed by a mutant mic drop.

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Who Will You Stand With? (X-Men: The Last Stand)
Mutant Organizer: "This cure is voluntary. Nobody's is talking about extermination."
Magneto: "No one ever talks about it. They just do it. And you go on with your lives, ignoring the signs all around you. And then, one day, when the air is still and the night has fallen, they come for you."
Mutant Organizer: "Excuse me, but..."
Magneto: "It's only that you realize, while you were talking about organizing and committees, the extermination has already begun. Make no mistake, my brothers. They will draw first blood. They will force their cure upon us. The only question is, will my brotherhood and fight, or wait for the inevitable genocide? Who will you stand with - the humans... or us?"

This is one of those times when you can't help but think that maybe the bad guy is actually right.

Disney Pixar's 'Cars 2' movie quotes are, not surprisingly, hilarious. 'Cars 2' is a really quotable movie, filled with great one-liners and longer, clever dialogue between the movie's main characters, including Lightning McQueen (Owen Wilson) and his best buddy Mater (Larry the Cable Guy). If you missed the film in theaters, you'll be glad to know that the 'Cars 2' DVD was set for release on November 1, 2011. Check out some of the best 'Cars 2' quotes around, right here, and be sure to vote for your favorites (and add more quotes if you have 'em). Ka-Chow!

'Cars 2' also features the voices of Michael Caine (Finn McMissile), Emily Mortimer (Holley Shiftwell), Eddie Izzard (Sir Miles Axlerod) and John Turturro (Francesco Bernoulli). This time out, the gang goes international, with Lightning competing in the prestigious World Grand Prix.

Audiences responded to 'Cars 2,' buying up a lot of tickets when the film opened on June 26, 2011 (more than $66 million worth). By mid-September of 2011, 'Cars 2' had grossed well over $189 million at the U.S. box office.

Are you a huge 'Cars' fan? If so, check out this list of quotes from the original 'Cars' movie. For more kids comedy movie quote goodness, enjoy these lists for the best 'Smurfs' movie quotes and quotes from 'Captain America', 'Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows', 'X-Men First Class' and 'The Zookeeper!'
Cars 2 Movie Quotes,

Wasabi
Mater: "What you got here that's free? How about that pistachio ice cream?"
Food Vendor: "No, no - wasabi."
Mater: "Oh same ole same ole. What's up with you? That looks delicious..."

Oh dear. Mater may need to get some bottled water. Or a lake, if he plans on eating that wasabi (ice cream, eeek!).
The Popemobile
Mater: "Is the Popemobile Catholic?"

Mater had some of the funniest lines in the original 'Cars' movie, and this seems true for the sequel as well.
This is Him?
Mater: "Excuse me lady."
Holley Shiftwell: "This cannot be him."
Finn McMissile: "Is he American?"
Holley Shiftwell: (As Mater shows off some of his funky dance moves) "Extremely."
Finn McMissile: "Then it is him."

Oh Mater. Holley and Finn don't believe you are actually capable of being a secret agent - but like everyone else, they definitely underestimate you. Mater could certainly work on his image a bit, maybe polish up - but then he wouldn't be our beloved Mater, would he?
Just a Tow Car
Mater: "You know I am just a tow car."
Finn McMissile: "It is his cover."
(Mater makes goofy noises, sticking out his tongue and rattling his carburetor)
Finn McMissile: "Brilliant."

Mater seems the total opposite of the uptight Brit agent Finn McMissile in this movie. Perfect casting. Larry the Cable Guy vs. Michael Caine = EPIC!
Average Intelligence
Finn McMissile: "Finn McMissile, British intelligence."
Mater: "Tow Mater, average intelligence."

Kind of sums things up - but we all know Mater is selling himself way, way short. James Bond meets Larry the Cable Guy. What a pair!
This Isn't Radiator Springs
Lightning McQueen: "Listen, this isn't Radiator Springs."
Mater: "You are just realizing that."

Are the heroes of Radiator Springs in way over their heads (er, hubcaps)? Naah, they'll come out on top. They have to - we want 'Cars 3'!
Treehugger
Sarge: (Tasting gas in Tokyo) "I can't believe it! They use the same stuff like in Radiator Springs, yet it is so much better!"
Fillmore: "That's because it's organic, man!"
Sarge: "Treehugger."
You Are Good Looking
Lightning McQueen: "Nice to meet you, Francesco."
Francesco: "Nice to meet you too. You are very good looking. Not as good as I thought - but you are good."

Francesco Bernoulli promises to deliver some of the funniest lines in 'Cars 2.' This slick, ultra-famous, 'handsome' Italian race car knows he's a stud - and he's ready to put Lightning in his place.
Master Spies
Finn McMissile: "These Americans are clearly master spies."

Ha! Little does he know, right?
Two Sweets
Finn McMissile: "Siddley. Paris, tout de suite."
Mater: "Two of them sweets for me too."

'That's My Boy' movie quotes are the best, most hilarious lines from this 2012 comedy movie starring Adam Sandler and Andy Samberg as father and son, Donny and Todd. Yes, that's right: In 'That's My Boy,' Sandler plays Samberg's dad. 'That's My Boy' also stars Leighton Meester, Vanilla Ice, Will Forte, Nick Swardson and James Caan. If that isn't a bizarre lineup, what is? Anyway, be sure to vote for what you think are the best quotes from 'That's My Boy' here, and add any great quotes that you think are missing from the list.

In 'That's My Boy,' Adam Sandler is Donny Berger. When Donny was a teen, he fathered a child with his teacher. The teacher, of course, went to jail, leaving Donny to raise the child (which he named Han Solo Berger) alone. Donny raised Han Solo (Andy Samberg) until he graduated from high school, and then, he kind of dropped out of sight. Han Solo, not surprisingly, changed his name to Todd Peterson. Todd is now living a great life -- he's got a great job and a great fiance. The night before Todd's wedding, Donny makes a surprise visit, and things kind of go downhill from there. Quickly.

If you love these 'That's My Boy' movie quotes, you might also enjoy these other lists of funny movie quotes, including 'Men in Black III,' 'Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted,' 'Jack and Jill,' 'The Dictator,' 'The Sitter,' 'Safety Not Guaranteed,' 'The Three Stooges,' 'Dark Shadows,' 'American Reunion,' 'Goon,' 'Bernie,' 'Rock of Ages,' 'The Muppets,' and 'Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star.'
That's My Boy Movie Quotes,

Your Son Can Help

Donny (picks up a magazine and sees Todd on the cover): "Whoa, that's my boy! He moved out when he was eighteen, I haven't seen him since..."
Brie: "It says here he's one of the most successful hedge fund managers in the finance industry."
Champale: "Maybe your son can help you..."

Todd bolted as soon as he became old enough to do so, and he never looked back. He hasn't seen Donny since, and he's grateful. When strippers Brie (Ciara) and Champale (Luenell) realize that Todd is loaded, they realize that he could help get Donny out of debt -- and keep him out of prison.
Trying to Be a Dad

Champale: "Don't forget, you are going to prison. You have got to get that money..."
Donny: "Actually, I'm just trying to be a dad right now..."

Donny is trying desperately to bond with his son, but things aren't going so well. He initially showed up to ask Todd to help him financially, but he soon realizes that he really needs to try and be a father to him (even if Todd just wants him to go away).
Drove Like a Champ

Todd: "Do you know what I remember? Me having to drive you home from the beach that time because you were too drunk."
Donny: "Somebody's hammered, they have another guy drive home!"
Todd: "I was eight!"
Donny: "You f**king drove like a champ, too."

Who let's his eight year old kid drive his drunk a** home? Donny, that's who. At least they made it home safely, but this is further proof that Donny had absolutely no parenting skills whatsoever.
What Is This?

Donny (takes a sip of a drink offered at Todd's bachelor party, spits it out): "Pffffff! What the f**k is this?!"
Spa worker: "It's water infused with cucumber, rose petal and harvest sandalwood."
Donny: "Tastes like f**king d**k infused with balls."

Todd decides to bring Donny along for his bachelor party -- at a spa. Really? Donny takes one sip of the fruity, herbal "shot" and immediately realizes that his kid needs a real bachelor party, pronto.
Wassup!

Christina: "Todd, your old man is here?"
Donny: "WASSUP!"
Todd: "Donny, uh what are you doing here?"
Donny: "What type of guy would miss his son's wedding?"

Uptight Christina (Leighton Meester) has the unfortunate experience of meeting Todd's father, Donny, first. Donny sure does know how to light up a room, doesn't he?
The IRS

Donny: "So what did the IRS say?"
Jim Nance: "Three years in prison. You haven't paid taxes since '94 Donny!"
Donny: "What are we talking about, fifty, sixty bucks?"
Jim Nance: "$43 thousand."
Donny: "F**k, no!!!"

Donny's in huge trouble now and yes, that is New York Jets head coach Rex Ryan playing Jim Nance and delivering the bad news: The IRS wants money, and a lot of it, from Donny. If he doesn't pay up, he's going to jail.
Cake and Lollipops for Breakfast

Todd: "You were basically the worst parent ever!"
Donny: "I was awesome!"
Todd: "You let me eat cake and lollipops for breakfast every day!"
Donny: "That's what you asked for!"
Todd: "You're supposed to say no!"

Todd has a point: Donny was a terrible parent, and not just because he thought breakfast consisted of sweets. He set absolutely no limits for Todd (and the now-grown kid is still dealing with the repercussions).
New Kids on the Block Tattoo

Donny: "You wear a bathing suit in the shower?"
Todd: "I can't even take my shirt off in front of other people."
Donny: "What did I do this time?"
Todd: "Let me jog your memory." (removes his shirt, revealing a huge NKOTB tattoo) "
Donny: "Haaaaaaa New Kids on the Block! Their heads are all warped!"
Todd: "Yeah, that's because I got it in third grade -- my body grew! (Donny keeps laughing) "You suck."

If ever there was a shining example of bad parenting, this is it: When Todd was a child (named Han Solo, no less), Donny thought it would be hilarious to give him a New Kids on the Block tattoo. Todd's right: Donny sucks.

"A Million Ways to Die in the West" movie quotes break down just how dangerous it was to live in the West in the 1800s. The comedy film was directed by Seth MacFarlane using a screenplay he co-wrote with Alec Sulkin and Wellesley Wild. "A Million Ways to Die in the West" opened in the United States on May 30, 2014.

In "A Million Ways to Die in the West," Albert (MacFarlane) is a sheep farmer in Arizona in 1882. He has a girl, Louise (Amanda Seyfried), but she leaves him thinking that he's a coward. To make matters worse, living in that time period is dangerous with literally a million things around that can kill you. Life in the West simply is not great.

Things take a turn for the better for Albert when a new woman, Anna (Charlize Theron), comes to town. Anna gives Albert the confidence to bounce back and urges him to take part in the gun fight against the most infamous criminal in all the land, Clinch Leatherwood (Liam Neeson), who also happens to be her husband. Of all the ways to die in the West, Albert will have to have luck and skill to survive this battle.

Sarah Silverman, Giovanni Ribisi and Neil Patrick Harris co-star in the comedy.

"A Million Ways to Die in the West" joins already busy Memorial Day 2014 theaters also showing movies such as "Maleficent," "Blended," "X-Men: Days of Future Past," "The Immigrant," "The Love Punch, "The Angriest Man in Brooklyn, "Million Dollar Arm," "Godzilla," "Palo Alto," "Chef," "Legends of Oz: Dorothy's Return Movie Quotes," "Neighbors," "Moms' Night Out," "Devil's Knot," "Belle," "Walk of Shame," and "The Amazing Spider-Man 2."
A Million Ways to Die in the West Movie Quotes,

Most Alluring Fashion Today Is to Simulate a Fat Ass
Albert: "Wow, you look amazing!"
Anna: "I really love that the most alluring fashion today is to simulate a fat ass."
Albert: "If I was a black guy, this is the meanest trick you could play on me."

Anna is excited over the fashion trends of the era. While it could be seen as a trick, the allure of having a fat ass is actually really fashionable.
People Die at the Fair
Albert: "Welcome to our awesome town!"
Anna: "What's with this fair?"
Albert: "Every year people die!"
Anna: "Really? … People die at the fair."
Albert: "People die at the fair."

Albert cozies up with the town's newest resident, Anna. She is interested in their county fair and is surprised that it's so deadly.
You've Never Seen One?
Ruth: "You've never seen one?"
Edward: "No, I feel like I should have a piece of cake or something."
Ruth: "All right, you ready?"
Edward: [heavy breathing] "Okay, I'm going to close the bible now."

Edward is a virgin and is getting to see the first naked woman of his life with Ruth. Well, at least he could if he does not hyperventilate first.
Hey, Look! It's the Ice!
Edward: "Hey, look! It's the ice! Why is it so big?"
Albert: "So it doesn't melt. It's actually really interesting how they do it. It's this one company out in Boston that…" [ice falls, killing a man] "Ohh! That went south so fast!"
…
Pastor Wilson: "James, we will think of you as we sip the cold summer beverages for which you gave your life."
Albert: "They're still going to use the f***ing ice!"

Edward and Albert witness one way to die in the West, falling ice. While they are intrigued to see the giant ice block in their town, especially that it came all the way from Boston, the moment is lost when one of the town's men is killed in the process. Of course, they still use the ice.
I've Never Fired a Gun Before
Anna: "You beat this guy at a gun fight, you're going to be a real hero."
Albert: "He's the most vicious gunfighter in the territory. I've never fired a gun before."
Anna: "I'm going to teach you how to shoot."

Anna urges Albert to take on Clinch Leatherwood in a gun fight. While he's totally down to impress Anna, Albert hesitates, as he's never actually shot a gun in his life.
Drink and Horse
Edward: "Dude, shouldn't drink and horse."

When you're living in the 1800s and nearly everything about you is a fatal accident waiting to happen, the last thing anyone should be doing is attempting to ride a horse when intoxicated. Albert learns that one the hard way.
She Had a Splinter, Doc
Doctor Harper: "I'm just in the middle of surgery."
Albert: "I can come back… You're not big on the hand washing, are you?"
Doctor Harper: "We may have to take that off otherwise you might end up with a case of toe foot."
Albert: "I don't think that's a real thing."
…
Doctor Harper: "I'm sorry I couldn't save her, Albert."
Albert: "She had a splinter, Doc. What the hell were you supposed to do?"

One of the ways to die in the West is featured, death by the doctor. Not helped by their low standards for sanitation, even the smallest injury, such as a splinter, can be deadly in the hands of a doctor in that era.
Everything Out Here That's Not You Wants to Kill You
Albert: "The American west is a terrible place and time. Everything out here that's not you wants to kill you, angry drunk people, hungry animals, outlaws, the doctor."

Albert gives a breakdown of just a few of the million ways to die in the West. Basically, if it's not you, it wants to kill you, and just might succeed.
Please Don't Shoot Us On Sex Night
Clinch Leatherwood: "Somebody in this town is going to die."
…
Edward: "Please don't shoot us on sex night."

When Clinch Leatherwood comes to town and talks about killing someone, Edward hopes that he's not Clinch's target. Come on, who shoots someone on sex night, anyway?

"Boyhood" movie quotes follow the life of one young boy as he grows into a man. The film, which was filmed over the course of 12 years to show the natural aging of the characters, was written, directed and produced by Richard Linklater starting in 2002. "Boyhood" opened in theaters on July 11, 2014.

In "Boyhood," the life of Mason Jr. (Ellar Coltrane) is highlighted as he journeys from first through 12th grade and on into adulthood. Along with his sister, Samantha (Lorelei Linklater), the kids deal with everyday life as they grow up, including the pressures of dealing with divorced parents in mother Olivia (Patricia Arquette) and father Mason Sr. (Ethan Hawke).

The natural growth of all of the characters are shown bit by bit using footage filmed a little each year during the 12-year span. Mason Jr. goes from being a wide-eyed young boy and grows into a man and somewhere along the line enters adulthood, while his family members around him grow in other ways, all on film.

"Boyhood" comes with critical acclaim as it opens in theaters alongside "Planes: Fire & Rescue," "Sex Tape," "Wish I Was Here, "And So It Goes, "Dawn of Planet of the Apes," "A Long Way Down," "Tammy," "Earth to Echo," "Deliver Us from Evil," "Transformers: Age of Extinction," "Snowpiercer," "Begin Again," "They Came Together," "Think Like a Man Too," "22 Jump Street, "How to Train Your Dragon 2," "Hellion," "The Rover," and The Fault in Our Stars."
Boyhood Movie Quotes,

Goodbye, House
Olivia: "We'll get there before it gets dark."
Samantha: "Goodbye, yard. Goodbye, creek myrtle. Goodbye, mailbox. Goodbye, lots of stuff mommy won't let us take with us but we don't want to throw away. Goodbye, house. I'll never like mommy as much for making us move."
Olivia: "Why don't you say goodbye to that little horses*** attitude because we're not taking that in the car."
Mason Jr.: "Goodbye, old lady who rides a motorcycle."

The kids, Samantha especially, is not happy that mother Olivia is forcing them to move. As a kid, leaving your school, your friends, to move to a new city is not easy.
How Was Your Week?
Mason Sr.: "Talk to me! Samantha, how was your week? 'I don't know, dad. It was kind of tough. Billy and Ellen broke up and Ellen's kind of mad at me cause she saw me talking to Billy in the cafeteria and you remember that sculpture I was working on? Well, it was a unicorn and the horn broke off and so now it's a zebra but I still think I'm going to get an A.' Mason, uh, how was your week? 'Well, dad, you know, it was kind of tough. Joey's kind of a jerk, actually. He stole some cigarettes form his mom and he wanted me to smoke them but I said no because I knew what a hard time you had quitting smoking.' How about that? Is that so hard?"
Samantha: "Dad, these questions are kind of hard to answer."
Mason Sr.: "What is so hard to answer about what sculpture you are making?"
Samantha: "It's abstract."
Mason Sr.: "Okay, okay, that's good. See, I didn't know that. I didn't even know you were interested in abstract art."
Samantha: "I'm not. They make us do it."
Mason Jr.: "But, dad, why is it all on us though? Why don't you? How was your week? Who do you hang out with? With your girlfriend? What have you been up to?"
Mason Sr.: "I see your point. So we should just let it happen more natural? That's what you're saying? Okay, that's what we'll do, starting now."

Mason Sr. tries desperately to connect with his kids to hear about what's happening in their lives. But as his kids point out, perhaps he's going about it a little too much and should let things just happen naturally.
What Do You Want to Be, Mason?
Teacher: "What do you want to be, Mason? What do you want to do?"

Mason is reaching the point where he will soon leave school for the real world and needs to decide how he wants to spend his life, something he discusses with a teacher.
Life Doesn't Give You Bumpers
Mason Sr.: "All right, don't worry about it."
Mason Jr.: "Wish I could use the bumpers!"
Mason Sr.: "You don't want the bumpers. Life doesn't give you bumpers."

Mason Sr. turns a bowling outing into a life lesson moment with son Mason Jr. When the boy asks for bumpers, dad reminds him that life is hard so he should get used to it.
Have You Been Drinking?
Olivia: "Have you been drinking?"
Mason Jr.: "A little bit"
Olivia: "Oh"

Mom Olivia is startled when son Mason Jr. comes home having been partying a little. She's clearly not prepared that her little boy is growing up.
Be Cool Like I Used to Be
Mason Sr.: "When you get older you can save up and buy a car of your own, be cool like I used to be."

Mason Sr. tries to bond with son, Mason Jr., during a car ride by reminiscing about when he was young and cool. Like all boys of his age, Mason Jr. wants a car of his own but it doesn't sound like dad is going to buy him one.

'War Horse' movie quotes include the best lines in Steven Spielberg's 2011 drama about a boy and his horse. If that sounds over-simplified, it is: The horse, Joey, is eventually sent to battle in World War I. Much of the movie follows Joey's journey through the WWI battlefields of Europe. The film is based on the 1982 children's novel 'War Horse' by Michael Morpurgo and the adapted play of the same name. 'War Horse' quotes, not surprisingly, are wrought with emotion. If you spot your favorite 'War Horse' movie quote on this list, vote it up. And if you don't see what you think is the best quote from 'War Horse,' add it!

'War Horse' stars Jeremy Irvine, Emily Watson and David Thewlis. The movie was embraced by many film critics and, in December of 2011, it received two Golden Globe Awards nominations: for Best Movie Drama and Best Original Score (John Williams). 'War Horse' was also nominated for six Academy Awards, including Best Picture of the Year, Best Original Score and Best Cinematography.

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War Horse Movie Quotes,

Be Brave

Commander: "It is an honor to ride beside you. Let every man make himself, and his country, proud. Be brave!"

It's World War I. The troops are being readied for battle and, in this case, it's not just man who will need to be brave: It's also the horses, including Joey.
Not Alone

Albert: "You're not alone, are you? Because I'm here."

When Albert's father buys Joey, a thoroughbred horse, it's up to Albert to train him. The bond that develops between boy and horse is solidified, and Joey eventually learns to trust Albert and obey his commands.
For Us

Rose Narracott: "He never gave up. And he does that for us."

Rose Narracott (Emily Watson) tries to keep her family's spirits up, even as war rages all around them. She explains that despite everything, Joey did not give up - and neither did their father, Ted.
I Will Find You

Albert: "Wherever you are, I will find you and I will bring you home."

Albert's love for his horse knows no bounds. His promise to find Joey might be difficult to keep - the theater for World War I was massive, and Joey's journey takes him through England, France and other parts of Europe.
Hate You More

Ted Narracott: "You’ll stop loving me Rose, and I won’t blame you when you do."
Rose Narracott: "Well, I might hate you more, but I’ll never love you less."

Ted and Rose have a lot of love between them, but living with Ted isn't easy.
Joey: War Horse

Soldier: "There he is: War Horse."

'War Horse' is about the heartwarming and unique friendship between a boy and his horse - but it's also about bravery, the horrors of war and the desire to go home.
Big and Small Days

Ted Narracott: "There are big days and there are small days - which will it be?" (bids on Joey) "Most days are small days. This is a big one."

Ted Narracott takes a huge risk in buying Joey. He needs a horse that can plow the family's farm - but Joey is clearly a racing horse. He and Albert fall in love with Joey and purchase him, despite the fact that Ted is sinking the family deeper into poverty by doing so.
Never Look Down

Grandfather: "Can you imagine flying over a war and you know you can never look down? You have to look forward, or you'll never get home. ...What could be braver than that?"

This is one of the more poignant quotes from 'War Horse,' as Albert Narracott (Jeremy Irvine) and his sister, Emilie's (Celine Buckens) grandfather, explains how incredibly courageous one must be in battle - with the sole goal of someday, finally coming home.
He's My Horse

Captain Nicholls: "I promise you that I'll look after him as closely as you've done, and return him to your care."
Albert: "He's my horse, sir."

Poor Albert. He's right to be terrified for Joey's safety after his father, Ted Narracott (Peter Mullan) sells the horse into service during the war. Captain Nicholls (Tom Hiddleston) understands Albert's concerns and hopes to reassure him that Joey will be okay.
England at War

Townsperson: "England is at war. We are at war!"

When World War I breaks out, Albert must bid goodbye to Joey - as he's called to serve. Joey's journey through the various battlefields of the war -- what he sees -- is the crux of 'War Horse.'

"Spring Breakers" movie quotes follow the story of four girls seeking something different on their spring break trip who get that and a whole lot more. The thriller movie was written and directed by Harmony Korine and competed for the Golden Lion at the Venice International Film Festival. "Spring Breakers" also was previewed at the 2012 Cannes Film Festival prior to its March 22, 2013, theatrical release in the United States.

In "Spring Breakers," four girls, Faith (Selena Gomez), Brit (Ashley Benson), Candy (Vanessa Hudgens) and Cotty (Rachel Korine), are bored with their college lives, especially when they're left alone on campus while everyone else is away on spring break. They want to head out on a wicked adventure on the beach like everyone else but have no money to do so. As a means to an end, the girls decide to rob a fast food convenience store for cash then flee to the beach for fun in the sun.

It's not soon after they arrive and begin partying that the girls are arrested for drug possession. Surprisingly, they are soon bailed out by a local drug lord who goes by the name Alien (James Franco). Alien takes a liking to the girls and soon invites them into his world of drugs, crime and lavish living. This is certainly more than a typical spring break, as they wanted, but it pushes them to explore limits they never thought they would.

While "Spring Breakers" might appeal to a certain type of crowd, there are many others in theaters for all audiences such as "Olympus Has Fallen," "Admission," "The Croods," "Upside Down," "Ginger & Rosa," "The Call," "The Incredible Burt Wonderstone," "Emperor," "Dead Man Down," "Oz: The Great and Powerful," "Stoker," "Phantom," "Jack and the Giant Slayer," "Dark Skies," "Snitch," "Beautiful Creatures," "Escape From Planet Earth 3D," "A Good Day to Die Hard," "Side Effects," and "Identity Thief."
Spring Breakers Movie Quotes,

I Need Your Money
Cotty: "Good morning, sunshine!"
Brit: "Rise and shine, little b****."
Cotty: "I need your money."
Brit: "Where's the money?"

Faith is awoken by the other girls who are looking for the cash they robbed. Somehow maybe starting the conversation with something other than "rise and shine, little b****" might provide a more successful outcome.
This Was My Dream
Alien: "This was my dream. I made it come true. This is the f****** American dream. This is the f****** dream y'all. This is my s***. Look at my s***. I got shorts, every f****** color. I got designer t-shirts. I got gold bullets. Motherf****** vampires. I got my dark tannin' oil, lay out by the pool. This is the American dream, y'all."

For Alien, the American dream is not about growing up to be a doctor or a president, it's about getting money to have a lavish lifestyle. That's exactly what he did with his nice clothes, gold bullets and zombies.
You Girls Is Different
Alien: "I knew y'alls special from the moment I saw you. It's written on your faces. You girls is different from the rest. Y'all are my motherf****** soulmates. Let's cause some trouble now."

Alien tells the girls that they are special to him, something he noticed from the very start. He can see they want a different kind of memorable spring break adventure and are ready to provide them with just that.
Who Are You?
Faith: "Who are you?"
Alien: "My name's Alien. My real name's Al but truth be told, I ain't from this planet, y'all."
Cotty: "Alien?"
Alien: "What they call me"
Cotty: "Why are you here?"
Alien: "I saw y'all in there. You look like nice people. Thought maybe I'd bail you out."
Cotty: "Why?"
Alien: "Why not? Come on, y'all. Why you acting 'spicious? Get in."
Brit: "Where are we going?"
Alien: "Go wherever y'all want"
Faith: "Cotty!"
Alien: "Got the right idea. Come on. I'll be your chauffeur. Y'all can be Beyonce."

After Alien bails the girls out of jail, they are quite curious why he decided to help them and confront him about this after their release. He doesn't act like this is too strange of a happening and invites the girls to be chauffeured around by him like Beyonce.
Everybody's So Miserable
Faith: "I'm tired of seeing the same thing. Everybody's so miserable here because they see the same things everyday, they wake up in the same bed, same houses, same depressing streetlights, one gas station, grass, it's not even green, it's brown. Everything is the same and everyone is just sad. I really don't want to end up like them. I just want to get out of here. There's more than just spring break. This is our chance to see something different."

Faith complains about their boring college lives where everyone is so miserable due to the monotony. She wants more than a simple spring break trip, she wants to do something different. What she gets however might be more than she asked for.
How Are We Gonna Get Enough Money?
Faith: "All I know is I'm not going to sit here another day. How are we gonna get enough money in time?"
Brit: "I don't know."
Candy: "We're the only ones still here on spring break."
Brit: "Just get that cash, pretend like it's a video game. We can do this."

The four girls, Faith, Brit, Candy and Cotty are faced with a problem. They want to go on a spring break trip but they don't have the money to do so. Their solution: Commit robbery then flee to the beach for a spring break trip they'll never forget.
Really Bad Feeling
Faith: "I just have a really, really bad feeling about all this."

Faith has doubts about the trouble they've gotten themselves into and expresses that to the girls. Considering most spring break trips don't include robbery and becoming part of a drug lord's harem, her thoughts are spot on.
We're in a Magic Place, Y'all
Alien: "We're in a magic place, y'all. You can change who you are, yo. Bikinis and big booties, yo. That's what life is about."

Alien addresses a crowd on the beach during spring break. He inspires the kids to reach out and do big things while also expressing the importance of bikinis and big booties.

'Savages' movie quotes include the most memorable lines from this 2012 Oliver Stone crime thriller starring Aaron Johnson, Blake Lively and Taylor Kitsch. In the movie, Johnson and Kitsch are Ben and Chon: best friends who start a homegrown marijuana business together in California. A Mexican drug cartel doesn't take kindly with the success of their weed business -- and the group kidnaps Ben and Chon's mutual girlfriend, Ophelia (Blake Lively), or "O." This list includes some of the best quotes from 'Savages,' but it is by no means complete, so please, add any quotes that are missing. And don't forget to vote for your favorite 'Savages' film quotes, too!

Oliver Stone's 'Savages' is adapted from the 2010 novel of the same name by Don Winslow. The film features an all-star cast that also includes Salma Hayek, John Travolta, Benicio Del Toro and Emile Hirsch. Hayek plays Elena, the ruthless head of the Mexican Baja Cartel. Del Toro is Lado, her right-hand man. When Ophelia is taken by Elena's men (including Lado), the Cartel makes demands, threatening to kill O. They want a piece of the action. Can Ben and Chon save O from her fate by facing off against one of the world's most dangerous cartels?

If you're looking for more great movie quotes, check out these pages for the best lines from 'The Amazing Spider-Man,' 'The Avengers,' 'Battleship,' 'John Carter,' 'Ted,' 'Brave,' 'Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter,' 'Prometheus,' 'Snow White and the Huntsman,' 'Men in Black III' 'Rock of Ages,' 'The Hunger Games' and 'Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted.'
Savages Movie Quotes,

Kill Them

Chon: "You let people think you're weak, sooner or later you're going to have to kill them."

Chon has no problem taking care of the violent side of the business, dealing with thugs and other lowlifes who often come around whenever drugs are involved. Chon knows that showing any weakness at all to anyone, especially a major drug cartel, could be deadly. Ben doesn't want to be involved in any way with that end of things -- but unfortunately for him, he's about to get involved in a major way.
Cutting Their Throats

Elena: "I like talking to you, Ophelia, but let me remind you that if I had to, I wouldn't have a problem cutting both their throats."

Elena "La Reina" Sanchez Lauter is the ruthless leader of the Baja Cartel. She's kidnapped O, threatening to have her beheaded if Chon and Ben don't agree to give her group a cut of their drug action. She's cordial enough to O, but she makes it quite clear here that she won't hesitate to kill if anything stands in her way.
Anything

Chon: "They took our girl, and I will do anything -- anything -- to get her back."
Dennis: "You stabbed a federal agent!"

Dennis (John Travolta) is a DEA agent who isn't exactly on the up and up. When O is kidnapped by the Mexican drug cartel, Dennis tries to advise them on what to do. He attempts to explain that it's best to let this one go -- the guys are simply outmatched by the cartel, and they'll lose their lives (and their business) trying to fight them.
Love Story

Elena: "There is something wrong with your love story baby."

Elena (Salma Hayek) is the leader of the Mexican Baja Cartel, and it's on her orders that O is kidnapped. Elena is a gracious "host" to O, but as she points out, O's love life is a little...unconventional.
A Clean Business

Dennis: "You guys, you have a clean business, but now when cartels are moving north, they want a Ben and Chon section on aisle three."

Dennis does his best to explain to Ben and Chon that they're going to have to deal with powerful drug cartels as their business becomes more successful.
Both of Them

Ophelia: "Every successful business has an origin. Ben went to Berkeley and double majored in business and botany. He takes 99 percent of the violence out of the business. The other one percent? Well, that's where Chon comes in. And yes, I'm with both of them."

The relationship between Ben (Aaron Johnson), Chon (Taylor Kitsch) and O is complicated, and simple: They both love her, and each man brings something integral to their incredibly successful drug business: Ben is the peaceful one, the business side of things, and Chon is the enforcer. Dealing in drugs of any kind almost always leads to violence, and Chon handles that end.
Weakness

Elena: "They must be taught respect. I found their weakness."

Elena is determined to teach Ben and Chon a "lesson" about respecting her large and powerful drug cartel. The best way to get to the guys? Kidnap their beautiful girlfriend, O.
Out of Control

Ophelia: "Just cause I'm telling you this story doesn't mean doesn't mean I'm alive at the end of it. It's that kind of story, where things just got so out of control."

Ophelia, or "O," (Blake Lively) is the love interest of two men. These two men, Chon and Ben, are the kingpins of a marijuana business in ritzy Laguna Beach, California. Things are going really well until, as O says, things began to spin completely out of control.
You Thought I Wouldn't Notice?

Elena: "So, Lado, now I'm talking to you. Is everything alright?"
Lado: "Yes La Reina, why do you ask?"
Elena (slaps Lado): "You thought I wasn't gonna notice three million dollars and seven of my men dead?!"

Lado (Benicio del Toro) is Elena's right-hand man and enforcer. He is a brutal killer, and won't hesitate to cut anyone's head off (with a chainsaw, no less). Lado gets O, following Elena's instructions, but in the process, he screws up and suffers her wrath.

"A Haunted House" movie quotes provide the dialogue to the found footage spoof film from Marlon Wayans. Building on the success from his "Scary Movie" film series, Marlon Wayans is back with another parody horror comedy that pokes fun at films such as "Paranormal Activity" and "The Devil Inside." "A Haunted House" was written by Wayans and Rick Alvarez and directed by Michael Tiddes. It opened in the United States on January 11, 2013.

In "A Haunted House," Malcolm and Kisha Johnson (Marlon Wayans and Essence Atkins, respectively) move into a new home in suburban Los Angeles. Everything is going well until strange things start happening in the home. Initially, these happenings, which are captured on surveillance camera, are fun, even pleasurable, but that takes a turn for the worse when Kisha becomes possessed by a demon.

To seek out and excise the spirits who are haunting the home, the Johnsons invite a team of experts over including a priest in Father Doug (Cedric the Entertainer), a psychic in Chip (Nick Swardson) and a professional paranormal expert (David Koechner). Together the group tries to fight off the demons and save Kisha from the evil spirits, all which happens humorously in the comedy film. A Haunted House funny scenes will make you laugh!

For something a bit more serious, there are many other films in theaters at the same time as "A Haunted House" including "Django Unchained," "Killing Them Softly," "Hitchcock," "Skyfall," "Lincoln," "Flight," "Playing for Keeps," "Silver Linings Playbook," "Anna Karenina," "This Must Be the Place," "Cloud Atlas," "Wreck-It Ralph," "Nobody Walks," "The Sessions," "Red Dawn," "Chasing Mavericks," "Rise of the Guardians," "Argo," and "Looper."
A Haunted House Movie Quotes,

Investigating Paranormal Activity
Paranormal Investigator: "We're investigating paranormal activity at the Johnson residence in suburban Los Angeles."

The Paranormal Investigator gives the quick overview of the film's plot, that he is investigating odd happenings at a home in suburban Los Angeles. Yes, that's really the extent of the plot.
Someone So Cute
Malcolm: "How could someone so cute be so stink?"

Usually in found footage movie viewers would expect to see strange happenings and paranormal activity on these surveillance cameras. Not in "A Haunted House." Instead the surprise is a fart joke.
Sam Jackson
Father Doug: "And you will know my name is the lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."
Malcolm: "Did you just quote Sam Jackson?"
Father Doug: "You got me on that one. I love Sam Jackson, dawg."
Paranormal Investigator and Father Doug: "I have had it with these motherf***ing snakes on this motherf***ing plane!"

Father Doug is acting up again. It sounds like he's preaching to this demon when really he's only quoting "Snakes on a Plane." No word on if the demon will get that reference or not.
Protection From Spirits
Chip: "You know what? There is some dark energy over here."
Malcolm: "Really?"
Chip: "Yeah"
Malcolm: "Ahh, the spirit got me! Why do you have your hands on by b***s?"
Chip: "I'm protecting them from the spirits."

Psychic Chip sure seems dedicated to protecting Malcolm from the spirit inhabiting his home. Then again maybe Chip is a little too protective, especially in that it involves improper touching.
That Breath
Father Doug: "Man that breath is kickin'! I can only imagine what the kitty smell like."

Father Doug remarks on Kisha's demon's bad breath, even going as far as to squirting breath freshener in her mouth. He also comments that if the upstairs smells this bad, he's not excited about what's going on downstairs.
911, What's Your Emergency?
Dispatcher: "Los Angeles County 911, what is your emergency?"
Possessed Female: "Three… Three people are dead. I killed them."
Dispatcher: "Who killed them?"
Malcolm: "My d***! Ha, ha, he fell for it!"

It seems as though a possessed woman is calling 911 to report a murder. That is until the scene is revealed to be nothing more than a prank by Malcolm and Kisha.
Show Yourself!
Malcolm: "Hey, Ray Ray"
Ray Ray: "What you taping for, Kisha? We're thugs, we can't be on no TV. Can't wait to get my hands on this fool. Show yourself!"
Malcolm: "No, don't do that."
Ray Ray: "What happened to your furniture, cuz?"

Hoping to handle the paranormal happenings with weapons like thugs do, Ray Ray arrives at the Johnson home with his crew. He was not prepared however for the spirit to expect him and drop all of the household furniture on his head.
Tic Tac Toe
Father Doug: "I'm Father Doug. I'm here to unpossess you."
Kisha: "Do you know how to connect the cuts?"
Father Doug: "Uh, uh, uh, tac tac toe in your face!"

Father Doug seems to be dedicated to excising the demon from Kisha but that soon goes awry when his competitive side kicks in and he happily plays tic tac toe in the cuts on her arm.
I'm a Psychic
Chip: "Hi, I'm Chip. You must be Malcolm."
Malcolm: "Yeah, that's pretty good. How'd you know?"
Chip: "I'm a psychic. I have a lot of powers all over my body."

Psychic Chip seems pretty impressive when he already knows Malcolm's name but things change quickly from pleasant to just plain weird.
I'll Do Anything
Chip: "How far are you going to go to get this demon out?"
Malcolm: "I'll do anything." [returns in a bondage suit]
Paranormal Investigator: "What is this supposed to do?"
Father Doug: "This just got weird."

When Malcolm says he's willing to do anything to excise the demon, dressing up in a bondage suit wasn't really what he had in mind.

"Django Unchained" movie quotes follow the story of one slave enlisted by a bounty hunter for quite an adventure. The western film, written and directed by Quentin Tarantino, received numerous honors before it was even released on December 25, 2012. Among the accolades included Oscar nominations for five Academy Awards including Best Picture, Best Supporting Actor and Best Original Screenplay. It also won Best Screenplay at the Golden Globe Awards.

In "Django Unchained," Christoph Waltz portrays Dr. King Schultz, a German bounty hunter who operates under the guise of a dentist. Dr. Schultz wants to apprehend the Brittle Brothers but he's never seen them to know what they look like. To make his task easier, Schultz seeks out someone who is familiar with the notorious brothers and makes him a deal he cannot refuse.

That person just happens to be a slave named Django (Jamie Foxx). Django's wife was taken by the Candie Brothers some time ago so when Dr. Schultz offers freedom plus the return of his wife, Broomhilda (Kerry Washington), Django does not say no. Together, they journey across America to hunt down the Brittle Brothers and Calvin Candie (Leonardo DiCaprio), Broomhilda's owner. Samuel L. Jackson co-stars in the film.

"Django Unchained" is sure to get some Oscar consideration but it won't be alone. Others released during Oscar season included "Killing Them Softly," "Hitchcock," "Skyfall," "Lincoln," "Flight," "Playing for Keeps," "Silver Linings Playbook," "Anna Karenina," "This Must Be the Place," "Cloud Atlas," "Wreck-It Ralph," "Nobody Walks," "The Sessions," "Red Dawn," "Chasing Mavericks," "Rise of the Guardians," "Argo," and "Looper."
Django Unchained Movie Quotes,

D-J-A-N-G-O
Mr. Stonesipher: "What's your name?"
Django: "Django, D-J-A-N-G-O, the D is silent"

Just in case there was any confusion, Django spells out his name and explains that the D is silent, as he speaks with Mr. Stonesipher.
Curiosity and Attention
Calvin Candie: "Gentlemen, you had my curiosity but now you have my attention."

When Dr. Schultz and Django pay a visit to Calvin Candie, they intrigue the Candyland owner, moving his level of interest from curious to attentive.
Why Don't They Rise Up
Calvin Candie: "I lived my whole life surrounded by black faces. I only had one question, why don't they just rise up and kill the whites?"
Dr. King Schultz: [laughs] "Who knows what could happen?"

As Calvin Candie jokes about why the slaves don't rise up against their keepers, the thought never crosses his mind that it actually someday could happen. He almost mocks the idea as something so simple for him, but so our of reach for those he owns.
What's Not to Like?
Dr. King Schultz: "How do you like the bounty hunting business?"
Django: "Kill white folks and they pay you for it, what's not to like?"

Going from being a slave to a while man to getting money for killing while folks is quite the role reversal for Django, not that he is complaining.
I'm Curious
Calvin Candie: "What's your name, boy?"
Dr. King Schultz: "His name is Django Freedom."
Calvin Candie: "Hmph, where'd you dig him up?"
Dr. King Schultz: "A fortunate turn of events brought Django and myself together."
Calvin Candie: "I've heard tell about you. I heard you been telling everybody that Mandingos ain't damn good ain't nothing that nobody is selling is worth buying. I'm curious, what makes you such a Mandingo expert?"
Django: "I'm curious what makes you so curious."
Butch Pooch: "What did you say, boy?"
Calvin Candie: "Calm down, Butch. No offense given, none taken."
Dr. King Schultz: "Monsier Candie, I'd appreciate if you'd direct your line of inquires at me.
Calvin Candie: "One… You do not have anything to drink. Can I get you a tasty refreshment?"
Dr. King Schultz: "Yes! I'll have a beer."
Calvin Candie: "Wonderful. Roscoe, a beer for the man with the beard and I will have a Polynesian Pearl Diver. Do not spare the rum."

Calvin Candie has a bone to pick with Django and wastes little time in airing his concerns. Luckily, Dr. Schultz is there to diffuse the situation before it gets out of hand.
Exactly The One I'm Looking For
Dr. King Schultz: "Good cold evening, gentlemen. I'm Dr. Schultz." Ace Speck: "What kind of doctor?"
Dr. King Schultz: "Dentist… Among your inventory I've been led to believe is a specimen I'm keen to acquire."
Dr. King Schultz: "What's your name?"
Django: "Django"
Dr. King Schultz: "Then you'd exactly the one I'm looking for."
Ace Speck: "Hey, stop talking to him. No sale"
Dr. King Schultz: "Calm down, I'm simply a customer trying to conduct a transaction."
Ace Speck: "Last chance, fancy pants"
Dr. King Schultz: "Oh, very well" [shoots Ace]

Posing as a dentist, Dr. King Schultz acts as though he's interested in purchasing a slave from Ace Speck. However, once he realizes that he's found Django, he takes the terms of the arrangement into his own hands.
I Need Your Help
Dr. King Schultz: "Do you know what a bounty hunter is?"
Django: "You kill people and they give you a reward."
Dr. King Schultz: "That and they are big on that reward… I need your help. I'm looking for the Brittle Brothers however I don't know what they look like, but you do. Don't you?"
Django: "They caught my wife and they sold her but I don't know where they took her."
Dr. King Schultz: "That means we visit every plantation until we find them and once the final Brittle Brother lies dead in the dust, I agree to give you your freedom and I'll take you to rescue your wife."
Django: "Where we going?"

Once Dr. Schultz lays out the big picture of what he wants to do, Django is all ready to get started. Freedom and his wife back, how could he turn that offer down?
Why Do You Care
Dr. King Schultz: "We make a good team. We're pretty good at finding people."
Django: "Why you care if I find my wife?"
Dr. King Schultz: "I've never given anybody their freedom before. I feel responsible for you."

Django asks Dr. Schultz why he is going to such lengths to help him find his wife. Dr. Schultz explains that he's doing something special here and feels obligated to follow it through to a positive conclusion.
I Like the Way You Die, Boy
Django: "I like the way you die, boy."

For Django, getting the opportunity to kill one of the brothers responsible for taking his wife is sweet, sweet revenge.
Wearing Bags
Big Daddy: "Damn. I can't see f***ing s*** out of this thing."
Bag Head #2: "I think we all think the bags was a nice idea. But, not pointing any fingers, they could of been done better. So how bout, no bags this time, but next time, we do the bags right, and then go full regalia."
Big Daddy: "Did I say we ain't wearing bags? It's a raid! Who cares if you can see! Can the Horses see!? That's all that matters!"

As Big Daddy and the other bag heads learn, while their goal of riding around on their horses for the raid on Dr. Schultz and Django was well intentioned, the bags clearly impede their vision. Fear not, says Big Daddy, it's the horses who need to see, not them.

"The Equalizer" movie quotes bring the action when a retired Special Forces operative returns to action to protect a friend. The action thriller was adapted into a screenplay by Richard Wenk using the 1980s television series of the same name by Michael Sloan and Richard Lindheim as a basis. Antoine Fuqua directed the movie which opened in theaters on September 26, 2014.

In "The Equalizer," Robert McCall (Denzel Washington) leads a quiet life working at a home improvement store and eating at a local diner each night. No one, his coworkers and young friend Teri (Chloë Grace Moretz) included, have any idea that he formerly lived a life as a highly skilled Special Forces operative.

So when Robert learns that Teri is being controlled by Russian gangsters, he comes out of retirement to save her. Little does he know, he is about to take out key members of the mafia sending him of the biggest and most dangerous mission of his entire career.

"The Equalizer" is just one of several highly anticipated movies opening in September 2014 along with "This is Where I Leave You," "The Maze Runner," "A Walk Among the Tombstones," "Dolphin Tale 2," "No Good Deed," "The Skeleton Twins," "The Disappearance of Eleanor Rigby," "The Drop," "The Identical," "Frontera," "The Longest Week," "The November Man," "The Congress," "Life of Crime," "Starred Up," "Sin City: A Dame to Kill For," "If I Stay," "When the Game Stands Tall," "Are You Here," "The Expendables 3," "Let's Be Cops."
The Equalizer Movie Quotes,

Change Your World
Teri: "My real name's Alina."
Robert McCall: "What happened to your face?"
Teri: "Something stupid… Okay, it's not professional. Just tell me what you think, okay?"
Robert McCall: "Oh, wow, Alina, the singer"
Teri: "You and I know what I really am."
Robert McCall: "I think you can be anything you want to be."
Teri: "Maybe in your world, Robert. It doesn't really happen that way in mine."
Robert McCall: "Change your world."

Robert sees something in Teri that has potential and urges her to make her life the one she wants to live. It helps that Robert has taken the role of protector for Teri and is there to help her find that world she wants.
I Want to Know Who He Really Is
Teddy: "A man with his skill, I want to know who he really is."

Robert has caught the eye of mafia boss Teddy. Teddy knows that Robert isn't the home improvement store employee that he pretends to be, rather someone with some pretty specialized skills.
I Promised That I Would Never Go Back to Being That Person
Robert McCall: "I promised that I would never go back to being that person but when somebody does something unspeakable, you do something about it, cause you can."

Robert reflects on the promise he made to leave his life in the Special Forces to seek out a quieter, safer life. But when the situation presents itself, Robert makes the choice to break that promise.
What Do You See When You Look at Me?
Teddy: "What do you see when you look at me?"
Robert McCall: "What do you see when you look at me?"

Teddy tries to intimidate Robert when the two come face to face. Unshaken, Robert gives it right back.
You Took Out the East Coast of the Mafia
Susan Plummer: "You took out the East Coast of the mafia."
Brian Plummer: "They're going to come after you."

Robert gets some bad news from some old friends. The people he took out were no random criminals. They were all part of the mafia and his acts put a huge target on Robert's back.
It Is About a Guy Who's a Knight
Teri: "What's your book about?"
Robert McCall: "It is about a guy who's a knight in shining armor except he lives in a world where knights don't exist anymore."

Interestingly enough, Robert is reading another book that can mirror his life story. In this one, it's about a knight working in a world with no need for heroes, until there is.
We're Betting on What You Did Before You Got Here
Jay: "Hey, we're betting on what you did before you got here, for a living."Marcus: "I'm saying insurance."
Robert McCall: "I was a pip, you know, like Gladys Knight and the Pips."
…
Robert McCall: "Can you do a refund for me when you're done?"
Robber: "Open the register up right now. Move! Give me that ring!"
Jenny: "It was my mother's. Please"
Robert McCall: "It's okay, Jenny."

As he works at a home improvement store, many are curious as to what Robert did in his last job. While he doesn't come out and say he was black ops, he does use some of his skills in that job to make things right after a robbery.
The Old Man Met His Greatest Adversary
Teri: "He catch that fish yet?"
Robert McCall: "Hmm?"
Teri: "Your book"
Robert McCall: "Oh, yeah, yeah, he did."
Teri: "It's a happy ending."
Robert McCall: "Not exactly. The old man met his greatest adversary just when he thought that part of his life was over."
Teri: "Why didn't he just let the fish go?"
Robert McCall: "Old man's gotta be the old man. Fish has got to be the fish. You gotta be who you are in this world, right, no matter what."

Teri asks about the book Robert is reading when he comes in for his nightly dinner. As Robert explains, it's about an old man who only after retirement sees his biggest challenge. It sounds just like the events Robert himself is about to face.

"Chasing Mavericks" movie quotes tell the true story of one talented young surfer who seeks to fulfill his destiny of surfing some of the most dangerous waves in the world. The biographical drama released on October 26, 2012, was written by Kario Salem and Brandon Hooper and directed by Curtis Hanson and Michael Apted, who also served as producers.

In "Chasing Mavericks," viewers are introduced to surfing legend Frosty Hesson (Gerard Butler) and young Jay Moriarty (Jonny Weston). Frosty's first encounter with Jay is when Frosty pulls Jay from the dangerous surf, saving his life. Years later, the two meet again after Jay, a promising and talented your surfer, enlists the help of Frosty to train him to surf Mavericks, the most dangerous wave in the country. Reluctantly, and on the advice of wife Brenda (Abigail Spencer), Frosty agrees and the two set off on a journey that brings them together with a common purpose.

What are the best "Chasing Mavericks" movie quotes? "Chasing Mavericks" is based on the true story of the late Jay Moriarty. Jay was an accomplished athlete in the surfing world including earning notoriety for his surfing of Mavericks. At only the age of 22, Jay died in what is believed to be a free-diving accident in the Indian Ocean on June 15, 2001. He is survived by his wife, Kim (portrayed by Leven Rambin in the film) and mother Kristy (portrayed by Elisabeth Shue in the movie).

If inspirational sports movies are not your thing, many other movies are primed to suit all audiences including "Alex Cross," "Smashed," "Sinister," "Seven Psychopaths," "Argo," "Here Comes the Boom," "The Paperboy," "Taken 2," "Frankenweenie," "Butter," "Won't Back Down," and "Looper."
Chasing Mavericks Movie Quotes,

Conveyor Belt
Frosty: "So you made it all of 30 yards. If you want to get out there, you have to make it through half a mile of this, just to get in position to Mavericks. So you've got to conserve all the energy you've got. All right, now let's take a look at what you missed. Now for some reason, you decided to paddle straight out into that mess. Now, take a look at the rocks over there. See what's happening with the current?"

Jay: "It's got nowhere to go."

Frosty: "Nowhere to go but where?"

Jay: "Back out"

Frosty: "Back out, exactly. To a waterman, it's a conveyor belt."

As Frosty teaches Jay, learning to surf Mavericks is more than having the skill and training, it's about learning how to do things smarter not harder. This trick, one of many he shares with his pupil, allows for an easier route out to the Mavericks meaning more energy for the actual waves.
Why Are You Doing This?
Kim: "Jay, why are you doing this?"

Jay: "Cause I'll know that I am alive."

Kim, Jay's love interest, is concerned about Jay and questions why he would want to put himself in the type of danger that comes with surfing Mavericks. For Jay however, that's the only way to feel alive.
I Know How Good You Are
Frosty: "I know how good you are. I've seen you out there. You surf circles around those other kids. Those are normal waves. Surfing normal waves is about how you perform when everything goes right. Big wave surfing it's a different ball game. It's about how you perform when everything goes wrong. One bump off the face of that wave and you're hitting the water like concrete at 50 miles per hour. Then you got a thousand tons of water coming down on top of you. It's knocking you senseless, ripping you apart and pushing you down to a place that's so deep and so dark that you don't want to be there."

Jay: "So why do it?"

Frosty: "Get out of here. I got work to do."

Jay: "Train me then. Train me to ride it."

Frosty: "Did you hear what I said?"

Jay wants to surf Mavericks and thinks that because he is a solid surfer he has what it takes. What Jay doesn't realize, as Frosty informs him of, is that surfing Mavericks is completely on another level, one frankly Jay is not ready for.
Four Minutes
Frosty: "If you want to get out there you got to forget about the pain. A wave like Mavericks will hold you down for minutes at a time. If you can't hold your breath for at least four minutes then you may as well not even paddle out."

In training Jay for surfing Mavericks, he explains that one part of the task is being able to hold your breath for a long time, at least four minutes, so if the need arises, you're ready.
A Chance To Change Everything
Frosty: "What's going on inside of you, Jay? What are you afraid of? You've got a chance to change everything. Take it. This is about more than just surfing. This is about choices you make in life. This is about finding that one thing that sets you free. You need to believe in yourself or none of this matters."

When Jay finds trouble on land, Frosty reminds him of the opportunities he has for greatness in the sea. This however will require Jay to make some wiser decisions than he has been making but could lead to very positive things later on.
My Conscience
Brenda: "That boy's going to surf that wave anyway, even if he dies trying. I mean, wouldn't you?"

...

Frosty: "I'm going to train you to survive cause I don't want it on my conscience."

After he is reminded about his own fearless drive by wife Brenda, Frosty agrees to help Jay train for surfing the Mavericks knowing full well that Jay would do it on his own anyway.
How Is Your Father?
Frosty: "How is your father?"

Jay: "He wrote me a letter a few years back."

Frosty: "What did it say?"

Jay: "I don't know. I never opened it."

Jay clearly does not have a great relationship with his father and in fact has not even opened a letter sent from his father. This opens a space in Jay's life for Frosty to be that role model, that teacher that Jay needs.
Mavericks
Jay: "You ever see something and you think that's the reason you are put on this earth?"

Kim: "What are you talking about?"

Jay: "The biggest wave in the world, Mavericks, it's real."

Speaking to love interest Kim, Jay discusses how he feels that it's his destiny to surf the dangerous Mavericks, the biggest wave in the world. But having the drive to do something is only part of the task. Having the skill and training to survive is another story.
Untrained Boys
Jay: "I want to ride that wave."

Frosty: "Untrained boys don't step into the ring against Mike Tyson."

Jay pleads with Frosty in his relentless quest to join Frosty in surfing Mavericks but Frosty reminds Jay of the harsh reality that he is not nearly trained or skilled well enough to safely survive.
Our Journey Together
Frosty: "In 1987, I pulled an eight-year-old kid out of the surf. A few years later, I discovered our journey together was far from over."

Reflecting on the first time they met, Frosty talks about how his first interaction with Jay came after as a young boy Jay was washed into the sea prompting Frosty to rescue him from the dangerous surf. It was not evident then that their paths would cross again.

"The Counselor" movie quotes keep the action moving in the thriller about one attorney's foray into drug trafficking. The film was directed by Ridley Scott using a screenplay by Cormac McCarthy, the first original screenplay from the Pulitzer Prize winner. After appearing at several film festivals, "The Counselor" opened in theaters on October 25, 2013.

In "The Counselor," Michael Fassbender portrays the title character, a greedy attorney who receives an offer he cannot refuse. He agrees to participate in drug trafficking, something many warn him of but a risk he is willing to take for the payoff. With this deal, The Counselor could have it all, wealth, excitement and a lovely fiance, Laura (Penelope Cruz), who is beyond naive as to his dealings.

Along the way, The Counselor meets a number of colorful characters including middleman Westray (Brad Pitt) and Reiner and Malkina (Javier Bardem and Cameron Diaz, respectively), a mysterious couple who work with him on the drug trade. Things soon take many dark and scary turns however putting Laura in danger and forcing The Counselor to make some tough decisions.

"The Counselor" joins theaters which are already stacked with other great films such as "Escape Plan," "The Fifth Estate," "Captain Phillips," "Gravity," "Machete Kills," "Runner Runner," "Don Jon," "Rush, "Prisoners,", "Enough Said," "The Family," and "Riddick,".
The Counselor Movie Quotes,

License to Steal
Reiner: "Counselor, I always thought that a law degree was a license to steal but you for one haven't really capitalized on it."

As Reiner sells the idea of getting involved in drug trafficking with The Counselor, he reminds him of the power he holds as a lawyer. The Counselor can get away with things others in his position cannot, something The Counselor decides to exploit.
Moral Decisions
Reiner: "Counselor, if you pursue this road that you've embarked upon, you will eventually come to moral decisions that will take you completely by surprise. You won't see it coming at all."
The Counselor: "Well I don't intend to take this up as a trade."
Reiner: "Yeah, a one-time deal, right?"

Thought Reiner wants The Counselor to participate in this drug trafficking deal, he also wants The Counselor to be prepared for the risks. The moral decisions that come with the job however cannot be predicted.
You Don't Know Someone Until You Know What They Want
The Counselor: "What do you do with the money?"
Westray: "Mine goes offshore. We can talk about it if you like but you can't use my people."
The Counselor: "All right"
Westray: "Okay, what else?" You seem unsettled."
The Counselor: "I'm all right."
Westray: "If you're not in, you need to tell me."
The Counselor: "Why?"
Westray: "Because you don't know someone until you know what they want is why. I can't advise you, Counselor."
The Counselor: "But you are advising me."
Westray: "I just need you to be sure that you're locked in, cause I don't know. Maybe I should tell you what Mickey Rourke told what's his face. That's my recommendation anyway, Counselor, don't do it."
The Counselor: "This arson is a serious crime."
Westray: "Yeah, and so is this."

Westray, a middleman, talks with The Counselor about the deal. The Counselor has questions and is clearly conflicted, something Westray wants to eliminate before going forward.
Things That People Are Simply Incapable Of
Westray: "You may think there are things that these people are simply incapable of. There are not."
The Counselor: "I will try and remember that."
Westray: "Good"

Westray tries his best to warn The Counselor about the dangers of taking on this drug trafficking offer by reminding him that anything is possible. While The Counselor thinks he knows that, what is about to happen will still blow his mind.
We All Have Secrets
Malkina: "So, have you set a date?"
Laura: "Not yet. I really want to get married in the church."
Malkina: "So you're a church lady?"
Laura: "I go. It's important to me."
Malkina: "And what about confession?"
Laura: "Yeah"
Malkina: "Does the priest ever ask you about sex?"
Laura: "He doesn't ask but you're supposed to tell him about everything."
Malkina: "And suppose you've done something like really nasty, he doesn't press you for the details?"
Laura: "I don't, I don't think so."
Malkina: "You're blushing. Just rattling your cage. What a world."
Laura: "You think the world is strange."
Malkina: "I meant yours."
Malkina: "That's a nice ring."
Malkina: "Want to know how much it's worth?"
Laura: "No"
Malkina: "You really don't, do you?"
Laura: I really don't."
Malkina: "You should be careful what you wish for, angel, because we all have secrets."

Malkina, Reiner's lady, talks with Laura, The Counselor's lady, at a spa. Malkina knows that Laura is quite naive, knowing that Laura has no idea what her fiance is up to, and casually points that out to her.
Have You Been Bad?
The Counselor: "I intend to love you until I die."
Laura: "Me first"
The Counselor: "Will you?"
Laura: "Yes, I will."
…
The Counselor: "I have something to discuss with you and I'm a bit scared."
Laura: "Have you been bad?"

Laura and The Counselor get engaged over dinner. Laura is elated at first but the naive woman has little idea what her now-fiance is about to tell her next.
The Truth Has No Temperature
Reiner: "You like it because it reminds you of somewhere else?"
Malina: "That's not why I like it. I like it for itself."
Reiner: "It doesn't have to be like somewhere else?"
Malkina: "No"
Reiner: "Do I remind you of someone else?"
Malkina: "Yes, you do."
Reiner: "Someone you miss?"
Malkina: "Someone who is dead. I don't think I miss things. I think to miss something is to hope that it will come back, but it's not coming back."
Reiner: "You don't think that's a bit cold?"
Malkina: "The truth has no temperature."

A casual interaction between Reiner and Malkina soon turns serious when she remarks that truth has no temperature. To make the truth less than cold, it first needs to be cheerful on its own.
How Bad Is It?
Laura: "How bad is it?"
Westray: "Let's say pretty bad… then multiply it by ten."

While Laura is freaking out at what The Counselor has gotten himself into, Westray explains that it's not simply pretty bad, rather ten times that.

'This Means War' movie quotes include the most clever, best lines from the 2012 film that pits two CIA agents against each other as they try to win the affections of a beautiful woman. Agents FDR Foster (Chris Pine) and Tuck (Tom Hardy) are actually good friends, until they both fall for Lauren (Reese Witherspoon). Their efforts to attract her wind up nearly destroying them. See a favorite 'This Means War' quote on this list? By all means, vote it up. And if you know of a great 'This Means War' movie quote that isn't on the list, add it!

'This Means War' is directed by McG ('Terminator Salvation,' 'Charlie's Angels') and also stars Chelsea Handler, Til Schweiger, Abigail Spencer and Angela Bassett. When Lauren finds that she likes both Tuck and Foster, it's up to the two agents to help her make her choice. They pull out all the stops, too, using all of their CIA high-tech gadgets to their advantage. It's spy vs. spy: Who will Lauren choose? And can Tuck and Foster manage to keep their professional lives separate from their personal lives?

Great movies feature excellent quotes: lines that stick with you long after you've left the theater. For more of the best quotes and dialogue from hit movies, check out these lists for the great quotes from 'Journey 2: The Mysterious Island' 'The Woman in Black,' 'Big Miracle,' 'Hugo,' 'The Muppets,' 'The Rum Diary,' 'Moneyball,' 'The Descendants,' 'War Horse,' 'Arthur Christmas,' 'Happy Feet 2,' 'Tower Heist,' 'Puss in Boots,' 'The Smurfs' movie, 'Cars 2' and 'Jack and Jill.'
This Means War Movie Quotes,

Not Backing Off

Tuck: "So you're not backing off?"
FDR: "Nope."

FDR has no intention of backing off. That would be exactly what Tuck wants. It's all up to Lauren to choose the man she truly loves. FDR's still in the game, and will stay in the game until a decision is made.
They'll Probably Just Shake Hands

Lauren (to herself in the mirror as Tuck and FDR beat each other up in the restaurant): "Okay you can do this. You are confident woman who can deal with conflict. I'm going to pass out. Just get out there, tell them your decision. They're rational. They may even become friends. They'll probably just shake hands...."

Yes, Lauren, they'll shake hands. Sure they will. These guys have worked together for years on some really dangerous CIA cases, but this is the one "case" that could tear them apart.
Finger Painting with Gustav Klimt

FDR (to Lauren): "He was a strong advocate of the finger painting movement."
Agent (after losing his audio hookup to FDR): "We lost contact."
Tuck (taking over the audio feed to FDR): "Sometimes he would finger his paintings to get closer to them."
FDR (to Lauren): "The intimacy with the canvas, to finger a painting...to..."
Tuck: "Sometimes he would use mud and sticks..."
FDR (to Lauren): "You know, he used mud and sticks..."
Tuck: "And if he couldn't find a stick..."
FDR (to Lauren): "And if he couldn't find a stick...just use..."
Lauren: "What?!"
FDR (to Lauren): "You know, enough talking. Let's let the paintings speak for themselves."

When FDR learns that Lauren is a fan of famed Austrian painter Gustav Klimt, he decides to wow her with his knowledge of fine art. He hooks up an audio feed with another agent, who feeds him lines about what to say about each Klimt painting. Things are going really well, until Tuck takes over the audio -- and FDR suddenly begins explaining to Lauren that Klimt liked finger painting.
Going to Hell

Lauren: "Oh, I think I'm going to hell..."
Trish: "Don't worry. If you're going to hell, I'll just come pick you up."

More concerns from Lauren about whether she should be dating two men at once. She's having trouble deciding who she likes more, and both are putting up a big fight to win her affections. She might be getting a fast pass to hell, but she's going out having an awfully good time.
He's a Little Safe

Lauren (to Trish): "Tuck is great, he's sweet, he's kind, we have so much fun. But he's maybe too sweet -- a little earnest? Sort of safe."

Lauren is talking to Trish pretty openly about how she feels about FDR and Tuck, specifically, their flaws. After explaining that FDR has "tiny T Rex hands," she tells Trish that Tuck seems pretty safe. Unbeknownst to her, Tuck and FDR are listening in - and Tuck decides to take action and prove to Lauren that he's a bad a**. With paintball. And things don't go so well for him...
Killing

Lauren: "Have you ever killed anybody with your bare hands?"
Tuck: "Not this week."

Tuck is trying pretty hard to impress Lauren. She thinks he's a little tame, so he turns on the whole "I'm a CIA agent" swagger to change her mind.
Make It Rain

Lauren (to Tuck): "This has been the perfect night."
FDR: "Make it rain."

Lauren's big date with Tuck is going quite well. When they get back to her apartment, things get a little hot and heavy. FDR's monitoring the situation, and decides it's time to derail Tuck's evening. Quickly.
A Gentleman's Agreement

Tuck: "Let's just let her decide."
FDR: "Sure."
Tuck: "And while we're at it, why don't we put some ground rules in as well."
FDR: "I think we should."
Tuck: "Number one: I don't think we should tell her that we know each other."
FDR: "Number two: Let's stay out of each others way."
Tuck: "Number three: No hanky panky."
FDR: "God, you have not dated in a long time, have you?"
Tuck: "And if this ever starts to affect our friendship...
FDR: "Which it won't..."
Tuck: "Then we walk away."
FDR: "Done."
Tuck: "So then we have, we have..."
FDR: "We have a gentleman's agreement. May the best man win."

Tuck (Tom Hardy) and FDR (Chris Pine) are best friends and CIA agents. When they realize they're dating the same girl, Lauren Scott (Reese Witherspoon), they decide to play things out and let Lauren be the one to make the choice between them. First, they set a few ground rules. What are the chances those rules actually get followed?
Get Flexible

Trish (to Lauren): "Get out there, you get flexible!"

When Lauren shows signs of wavering, debating whether she should be seeing both FDR and Tuck, Trish steps in with a little pep talk. Dear Reese Witherspoon: You are dating Tom Hardy AND Chris Pine! Listen to Trish and get seriously flexible now!
Gloria Steinem

Trish (to Lauren): "You think Gloria Steinem got arrested and sat in a jail cell so you could act like a little bitch?"

Lauren's feeling a bit strange about dating two guys at once. Her friend Trish (Chelsea Handler) seems to have no problem with the idea, reminding her that she needs to suck it up and enjoy her freedom as a single woman.

The best 'American Reunion' movie quotes are hilarious, unforgettable and, not surprisingly, pretty raunchy. The highly-anticipated 2012 release of the fourth 'American Pie' movie finds all of the original characters from the first film returning to East Great Falls High School for their 10-year reunion. And yes, this includes Jim (Jason Biggs), Michelle ( Alyson Hannigan) and of course, Steve Stifler (Seann William Scott) -- and Stifler delivers some of the best dialog. See a favorite 'American Reunion' quote? Vote it up! And, if you know of a great quote that isn't listed, by all means, add it! American Reunion cast

The East Great Falls High Class of 1999 is back in 'American Reunion.' Jim, Oz (Chris Klein), Kevin (Thomas Ian Nicholas), Vicky (Tara Reid), Michelle, Heather (Mena Suvari), Finch (Eddie kaye Thomas) and Stifler are all back. They're older, but not necessarily wiser. The movie makes it quite clear that although this group has changed, they really haven't (especially Stifler, he hasn't changed a bit). It doesn't take long for the old gang to start acting like, well, the old gang. Oh, and Stifler's mom (Jennifer Coolidge) and Jim's dad (Eugene Levy) share a moment. Or two. Eww?

American Reunion Movie Quotes,

We Were More Mature

Kevin: "Were we just as obnoxious as these kids back in the day?"
Finch: "No, our generation was definitely more mature."

This is definitely one of those times when you realize, with a start, that you are, in fact, getting older and becoming more mature. Any sentence that involves the words "kids today" or "back in the day" automatically get you a fast pass to adult status.
Don't Touch That

Evan: "Daddy?"
Jim: "Evan! What the...you're opening doors now?!" (slams laptop down on privates and throws sock on Evan's head) "Oh my god, oh my god...don't touch that!"

This particular quote really needs little explanation. Just watch the clip, okay? It's classic 'American Pie' humor as Jim does...well...what Jim does.
Choir Girl and Oz

Steve Sifler: "Choir chick! Who's this douche?"
Heather (aka Choir Girl): "He's my boyfriend."
Steve Sifler: "You two are banging (turns to Oz) "...and you two used to bang. This must be awkward for all of you."

Oh Choir Girl Heather, you are still smoking hot. But Stifler's right in this case: Your equally hot boyfriend is a bit of a douche.
A Well-Placed Thumb

Jim's Dad: "I have not had a night like that since the 70s."
Jim: "Don't need this."
Jim's Dad: "You'd be surprised what you can do with a well-placed thumb."

Dear Jim's Dad: TMI. Way, way TMI. Everyone's been waiting for you to get it on with Stifler's mom, but we don't need a play by play. Or do we? This is an 'American Pie' movie, after all...
Be Her Daddy

Steve Sifler: "There's a smoking hot 18-year-old girl that you used to babysit. And you're not going to do anything about that?"
Jim: "Need I remind you that I am married to Michelle?
Steve Sifler: "Exactly. Dude, you could take what you learn from Kara, bring it home and apply it to Michelle. You do care about your marriage, don't you Jim?"
Jim: "What are you talking about Stifler? I'm not going to cheat on my wife! I'm a father."
Steve Sifler: "Yeah, that's perfect! Yeah, chicks love a father figure...keep playing that card."
Jim: "It's not a card, it's the truth."
Kara: "Hey. What are you guys talking about?"
Steve Stifler: "Oh, you know, just - Jim was just saying how much fun he had taking care of you. Hey ladies, why don't we give them some time to catch up...(looks at Jim) "Be her daddy."

Classic Stifler here. Leave it to Steve to try and get Jim to hookup with Kara, an 18-year-old hottie that he used to babysit.
Stifler's Mom

Jim's Dad: "And who might you be?"
Stifler's Mom: "I'm Stifler's mom."
Jim's Dad: "Oh! I'm Jim's dad..."

Best. Lines. Ever. This hookup is going to be epic! Finch will be devastated.
High School Was Awesome

Steve Stifler: "High school was awesome. But then we graduated and everybody started getting married and all that other stupid crap..."

Stifler is really the only one in the group that has kind of gotten stuck in high school. There's always one, isn't there?
That One Time, at Band Camp

Michelle: "There um, hasn't been a whole lot of sexy time in the Levenstein household lately."
Selena: "Why not?"
Michelle: "I don't know. I'm a mom now..."
Selena: "Oh please. Just because your a mom doesn't mean there isn't a whole other side to you."
Michelle: "Hey! Remember that one time, at band camp, when we licked whipped cream off each others..."
Selena: "Yes! Yes, I remember...let's keep that in the past though, okay?"

You knew there'd be a band camp quote, didn't you? Michelle never misses an opportunity to relive those glorious, wild escapades at camp. Where's her flute?
Twilight Books

Steve Stifler: "I love the Twilight books. New Moon is my favorite!"
Teen Girl: "Mine too!"
Steve Stifler: "Oh my god, it's like, we have so much in common!"

Stifler, not surprisingly, makes sure that somehow, the guys wind up at a party for a bunch of teenagers. His knowledge of the 'Twilight' books might come in handy...Team Stifler!
The Reunion: Our B*tch!

Steve Stifler: "Let's make this reunion our bitch!"

Ah, Stifler: The more things change, the more they stay the same. Anyone doubt that Steve Stifler will make sure this reunion will be the gang's "b*tch"? Didn't think so.

'The Rum Diary' movie quotes include numerous lines from Hunter S. Thompson's classic novel, adapted for the big screen in 2011. Not surprisingly, Johnny Depp, as freelance writer Paul Kemp, utters some of the best quotes in the 'Rum Diary' film. This list includes some of the most memorable quotes from 'The Rum Diary,' so be sure to vote up your personal favorites. If you see a quote that's missing, definitely add it!

Writer Paul Kemp's decision to take a job at a Puerto Rican newspaper in the late-1950s proves fateful, as he's drawn into a seedy world filled with greedy American entrepreneurs who are eager to make big money from the island's abundant, undeveloped land. 'The Rum Diary' movie is directed by Bruce Robinson and also stars Giovanni Ribisi, Amber Heard, Michael Rispoli and Aaron Eckhart.

'The Rum Diary' grossed just over $13 million in the weeks after it's theatrical release on October 28, 2011. 'The Rum Diary' DVD was expected to be released on February 14, 2012.

So what are the best Rum Diary quotes? That's up to you to decide.

For more great lists of blockbuster movie quotes, check out these lists for the best lines from 'The Ides of March,' '50/50,' 'The Muppets,' 'Hugo,' 'Arthur Christmas,' 'Jack and Jill,' 'Happy Feet Two,' 'Tower Heist,' 'Moneyball,' 'Contagion' and 'Red State.'
Rum Diary Movie Quotes,

It's All True

Paul Kemp: "Puerto Rico. I came down here looking for a story, but if found the strangest paradise on Earth. It's where your secrets come to dance and the voodoo works it's magic. And if the drinking doesn't get you into trouble, the women definitely will. All of this may sound like some crazed hallucination, but it's all true - I think."

Is it true? If so, it's definitely crazed.
The Rum Diary

Human Beings

Paul Kemp: "Human beings are the only creatures on Earth that claim a God, and the only living things that behave like they haven't got one."
I Have Binoculars

Sala: "Hey, you made it!"
Paul Kemp: "I thought you said you had a TV."
Sala: "The guy across the alley has a TV - I have binoculars."

Michael Rispoli makes a perfect Sala, delivering his funny lines with ease.
Mermaid from Connecticut

Paul Kemp: "I thought maybe you were a mermaid."
Chenault: "I'm from Connecticut. My boyfriend's making a speech. It takes exactly 21 minutes."
Paul Kemp: "Well then I guess it's pointless me inviting you for a drink."
Chenault: "What you got?"
Paul Kemp: "I mean at the bar."
Chenault: "Pointless. I'd better go before they wonder where I went."
Paul Kemp: "Wait a minute, what's your name?"
Chenault: "Let's keep that a secret."
Paul Kemp: "I don't even know it."
Chenault: "Well then you'll keep it even better."
Paul Kemp: "Well your star sign! I'm an experienced astronomer."
Chenault: "Try Pisces, the fish."
Paul Kemp: "Oh God, why did she have to happen? Just when I was doing so good without her..."

Yes, it's probably not good that Chenault had to happen. Especially since she's Sanderson's fiance.
Your Tongue Belongs to Satan

Paul Kemp: "Jesus, your tongue is like an accusatory giblet! For christsakes keep it out."
Sala: "What are you talking about?"
Paul Kemp: "Your tongue belongs to Satan!"
Sala: "Are you out of your mind?!"

This is a good example of the aforementioned crazed hallucinations.
Ink and Rage

Paul Kemp: "I want to make a promise to you, the reader. And I don't know if I can fulfill it tomorrow, or even the day after that. But I put the bastards of this world on notice that I do not have their best interests at heart. I will try and speak for my reader. That is my promise. And it will be a voice made of ink and rage."

Kemp has had enough. He's determined to expose the greedy Americans looking for profit in Puerto Rico. In between drinks, of course.
Drink Some Rum!

Sala: "You're high you fool, drink some rum!"
The Truth

Paul Kemp: "How the hell did I get here? I could blame the job, the booze - but the truth is even more outrageous."

And also? Blame the girl. And probably the illicit drug use.
Drinking

Lotterman: "How much do you drink?"
Paul Kemp: "The upper end of social."

As in, more than 150 hotel miniatures. Way more.

'What to Expect When You're Expecting' movie quotes are hilarious. They include the very best lines from this 2012 romantic comedy based on the wildly popular pregnancy book of the same name. 'What to Expect' features an all-star cast, including Cameron Diaz, Jennifer Lopez, Matthew Morrison, Elizabeth Banks, Anna Kendrick, Chace Crawford, Rodrigo Santoro and Dennis Quaid. See a favorite quote from 'What To Expect When You're Expecting'? Vote it up! And, if your personal favorite lines from the movie aren't listed, add them.

'What to Expect When You're Expecting' follows the journeys of five couples who are each dealing with impending parenthood. Several of the couples are pregnant, and one is in the process of adopting. Each couple deals with their own issues surrounding pregnancy. When one of the future fathers, Alex, decides he needs a little more info about the job, he joins up with the Dudes Group: a group of dads (Chris Rock, Thomas Lennon, Ben Falcone, Rob Huebel and Amir Talai) who've formed a special alliance. 'What to Expect' is directed by Kirk Jones ('Waking Ned Devine,' 'Nanny McPhee').

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What to Expect When You're Expecting Movie Quotes,

Gorgeous Rack

Jules: "If I knew I'd have a rack like this gorgeous, I would've gotten knocked up years ago."

Julex Baxter is a TV star who decides to go on a celebrity dance show. She and her partner on the show, Evan (Matthew Morrison), get pregnant. Jules is worried that the baby will ruin her career, though she finds great joy in one of the (often wonderful) pregnancy signs: much fuller breasts.
Pregnancy Unicorn

Wendy (looks at gorgeous pregnant woman): "Look at her, she's wearing six-inch heels..."
Janice: "She's like a magical pregnancy unicorn."

Oh, Mythical Pregnancy Unicorn, why must you torture normal pregnant women everywhere? There's always one: that incredible pregnant woman who manages to gain very little weight and look positively stunning (the 'glow') for nine months. Skyler (Brooklyn Decker) is such a creature. She'll sneeze during labor and push that little baby right out without any issues whatsoever, and then she'll immediately strap on her Louboutins and go about her merry way.
Get Me the Juice

Wendy: "I want the epidural."
Gary: "You said you didn't want it and you said that even if you did ask for it, that that would just be the crazy talking..."
Wendy (slaps Gary): "Gary! Get me the juice!"

Ah yes, the "I'm against epidurals and can do this all naturally" bit. How many women have said just that, until the first really big contractions hit? Take the juice before the window of opportunity closes.
Pregnancy Sucks

Wendy: "I just wanted the glow -- the one that they promise you on the cover of those magazines. Well, I'm calling it: Pregnancy sucks! Making a human being is really hard, I have no control over my body or my emotions. Gar-bear, I'm sorry, all I want to do is punch you in the face..."

Wendy (Elizabeth Banks) is the author of The Breast Choice boutique, and she's got some really strong opinions about motherhood. When she becomes pregnant, however, she begins to rethink some of her ideas. The hormones are raging out of control and "Gar-bear" ought to be careful...
Stuff Just Happens, Okay?

Alex: "You dropped your kid off a changing table?!"
Gabe: "Stuff just happens, okay? Last week, my kid ate a cigarette."
Craig: "I caught him playing in the dryer yesterday."
Patel: "I picked up the wrong baby from daycare."
Gabe: "I found my baby swimming in the toilet. No judging."

Welcome to the Dudes Group, Alex. First rule: No judging. These guys are serious about this rule, too. They take pride in their child care skills as fathers, but they make mistakes. Those mistakes? They stay in Dudes Group. Forever.
He Loves Purple Rain

Holly: "So, does that mean you like us?"
Adoption Agency Official: "I don't see any red flags. But, you need to baby proof if you're going to stay here. Oh, do you have a wedding photo? The Ethiopian authorities really like to see that in the packets."
Alex: "Yeah we do. Of course we do."
Holly: "No, we don't."
Alex: "Where is it?" (pulls photo from under the couch cushion) "Here, Vegas. It was a costume party. I was Prince, Holly was a show girl."
Holly: "He loves Purple Rain."
Adoption Agency Official: "You know what? Why don't we just say it got burned in a fire."
Holly: "Good one. Thank you."

Dear Holly and Alex: Welcome to the wonderful world of home study. The adoption agency official (yes, that's Kim Fields, aka Tootie from 'The Facts of Life') understandably wants some photos to put in the couple's file. That's always a good idea, unless it's not. When you get hitched in Vegas dressed like Prince and a show girl, always pretend the photo was lost in a fire. Tootie knows best.
Moving Train

Vic: "There's no such thing as ready. You just jump on a moving train and you try not to die."

This might just be the best line in 'What To Expect,' spoken by a dad who obviously knows. Parenting is tough, and there's no absolutely perfect manual to guide you through every problem/issue. Sometimes you just have to jump on and do your best to keep the ride smooth.
Welcome to Escrow

Alex: "I look at houses with Holly, but we're not buying one."
Vic: "Bro, bro, when your wife says you're just looking at houses, you're buying a house.
Alex: "No I'm not."
Vic: "Oh yes you are."
Alex: "I'm not buying a house."
Vic: "Oh, check your receipts."
Gabe: "Welcome to escrow, b*tch!"

Alex's decision to hang out with the Dudes Group proves to be a very educational experience. He and Holly are trying to adopt, but they aren't buying a new house -- yeah, right. Vic is correct -- Alex is totally getting a house.
Where Happiness Goes to Die

Vic (to Alex): "You don't have a kid yet. You're still on the other side."
Craig: "Stay on that side Alex. This is the side where happiness goes to die."

Craig (the Dude who found his kid playing in the dryer) issues a dire warning to Alex about becoming a parent. Maybe it's not such a good thing that he spends time with fathers before he and Holly adopt...

Best Goodfellas quotes, ranked by fans. This list of great movie quotes from Goodfellas collects all of the most famous lines from the film in one place, allowing you to pick the top quotes and move them up the list. Quotations from movies are repeated all the time in other movies, on television, in speeches and in day-to-day life, so having a good knowledge of good movie quotes (and having resources useful to search movie quotes) have become essential. This list includes all the best Goodfellas lines and moments, just as they appeared in the actual movie script. Whether they are funny quotes, sad quotes, quotes about love or death, all the most famous Goodfellas quotes are here.

Goodfellas Movie Quotes,

I thought I was dead
Henry Hill: For a second I thought I was dead. But, when I heard all the noise, I knew they were cops. Only cops talk that way. If they'd been wiseguys, I wouldn't have heard a thing. I would've been dead.
Grab your shinebox.
Tommy DeVito: Just don't go busting my balls, Billy, okay?
Billy Batts: Hey, Tommy, if I was gonna break your balls, I'd tell you to go home and get your shine box.
Billy Batts: Now this kid, this kid was great. They, they used to call him Spitshine Tommy.
Never rat on your friends.
Jimmy Conway: I'm not mad, I'm proud of you. You took your first pinch like a man and you learn two great things in your life. Look at me, never rat on your friends and always keep your mouth shut.
If we wanted something, we took it.
Henry Hill: For us to live any other way was nuts. Uh, to us, those goody-good people who worked s**tty jobs for bum paychecks and took the subway to work every day, and worried about their bills, were dead. I mean they were suckers. They had no balls. If we wanted something we just took it. If anyone complained twice they got hit so bad, believe me, they never complained again
Don't be judgemental
Tommy DeVito: In this day and age, what the f**k is this world coming to? I can't believe this, prejudice against - a Jew broad - prejudice against Italians.
Jimmy Two Times
Henry Hill: And then there was Jimmy Two Times, who got that nickname because he said everything twice, like:
Jimmy Two Times: I'm gonna go get the papers, get the papers.
Spider's got balls.
Spider: Why don't you go f**k yourself, Tommy?
Jimmy Conway: Whoa! Can't believe what I just heard. Hey Spider, here. This is for you.
Jimmy Conway: Attaboy! I got respect for this kid. He's got a lot of f**king balls. Good for you! Don't take no s**t off nobody.
I love the man with guns
Karen: I know there are women, like my best friends, who would have gotten out of there the minute their boyfriend gave them a gun to hide. But I didn't. I got to admit the truth. It turned me on.
I amuse you?
Tommy DeVito: Oh, oh, Anthony. He's a big boy, he knows what he said. What did ya say? Funny how?
Henry Hill: Jus...
Tommy DeVito: What?
Henry Hill: Just... ya know... you're funny.
Tommy DeVito: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little f**ked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to f**kin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
It's a joke
Tommy DeVito: What the f**k you looking at? Come on. Make that coffee to go. Let's go.
Tommy DeVito: What the f**k are you doing? It's a joke! A joke! Put the f**king pot down!